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[kinpika]

Citizens of this town. It has come to my attention that some of you possess talents that allow you to stand above the normal rabble of this foolish place. As I am a reasonable King, I am willing to give each and every one of you a chance.

You will tell me what you excel in. If I am interested, I will have you perform your talent in front of me. If I continue to be interested, I will give you a once in a lifetime proposition.

You perform that talent for me and I shall pay you what you deserve, which will be a payment beyond your dreams. As someone entering my service, I also will not allow other fools to bring you to harm. Unwarranted violence shall never befall you and I will ruin those who attempt to subvert the health of my workers.

Do you understand? Your King is waiting for a reply.

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[fated_blade]

[well, it wouldn't be a day around here if he didn't spout off something absolutely ridiculous. Siiiiiiigh...

And today she was in an abnormally bad mood. So much so she was carrying the dirty clothes down the stairs to the laundry room...but she was planning to coat them in bleach before washing them.]

Will you never stop being loud and obnoxious?

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[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[wait a second

Saber is DOING MY CLOTHES]

I am finding the best to entertain you, Saber.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

I have already tried to demonstrate my talents!

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Hm? I hardly remember such a thing, cat.

[yamaxanadu]

Would you ruin others regardless of if the one under your care deserved such attention towards them or not? Being a ruler you should consider the entirety of a situation before making assumptions.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

As a king, I do what I wish. Foolish rats have no right to question my decisions.

[byeontae-geomi.livejournal.com]

And here I thought I was special~

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

There are others who may stand above the rest.

[repeatsalvation.livejournal.com]

How altruistic.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

What about this is altruistic?

[witchingold.livejournal.com]

As arrogant as ever, I see.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

A deserved trait. Even if you may disagree, you would be wrong.

[naicha]

Who made you King? I didn't vote for you!

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I was king long before you existed, woman.

[hispalette.livejournal.com]

What kind of proposition are we talking about here?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Is it not simple enough? You work for me and I compensate you accordingly.

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[Laughing into the phone.

Oh. You. keywords related.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[you so jelly

AND KINGLY LAUGHTER BACK]

[ergaleomancer.livejournal.com]

[Theta laughs brightly, but actually? This is just the sort of thing she's really needed as of late.]

I am an ergaleomancer, and I am more than happy to let you see a fine example of my craft~. I'm more than happy to design and build whatever you like.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

You create things? What makes you think you can create something better than what I already own?

[lamingtons]

I've already got a Queen. Nice old tart, all things considered. Fairly fond of her. Not really in the market for a new royal family yet, I'll let ya know if Charlie ever kills her off.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

If you are willing to settle for an old fool of a witch, then I am not interested in you at all. I am only interested in those who wish to push their own boundaries to achieve greatness.

[tsundorapettan.livejournal.com]

Tch. You'll never stop being an arrogant bastard, will ya?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Do you have something worthwhile to say?

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... Are you serious? That's hilarious.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

If you have nothing worthwhile to say, I suggest you keep it to yourself, mongrel.

[bombbrat]

...no.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

If you have nothing useful to add, keep your mouth shut.

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[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

...

... since I'm your daughter, do I have your protection by default...?

*ignoring the fact that you skewered her a long time ago*

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[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Only I may kill you.

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

Hmm...does the payment purely consist of your protection, or is there more to it?

And just what would serving you entail, I wonder?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

You will never be in want of money and treasures, either.

All it means is performing the task you excel at when required.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"Oh go ☠☠☠☠ yourself. This isn't Europe or a drinking game in college, no one cares about kings."

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Hoo? And since when did the opinion of dogs matter among men?

[zombee-slayer.livejournal.com]

I excel in ripping your guts and using 'em as a fucking bandolier. [Because there is definitely always a time to be a violent troll when you're Tank Dempsey.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Just like a mutt who lives in the piles of shit that litter the streets.