7th

[kinpika]

Citizens of this town. It has come to my attention that some of you possess talents that allow you to stand above the normal rabble of this foolish place. As I am a reasonable King, I am willing to give each and every one of you a chance.

You will tell me what you excel in. If I am interested, I will have you perform your talent in front of me. If I continue to be interested, I will give you a once in a lifetime proposition.

You perform that talent for me and I shall pay you what you deserve, which will be a payment beyond your dreams. As someone entering my service, I also will not allow other fools to bring you to harm. Unwarranted violence shall never befall you and I will ruin those who attempt to subvert the health of my workers.

Do you understand? Your King is waiting for a reply.

Comments

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[why the fuck are australians so amiable HAHA]

I had no plans. What are your reasons for waiting?

[lamingtons]

[because dangerous critter dangerous critters dangerous critters also being mean requires too much effort.]

Well, there's people and shit in here still, so...

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

And it should be their duty to escape from this hole.

[lamingtons]

Ta for letting us know. We would have never figured it out without your divine guidance.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Tch. I am no stranger to sarcasm.

[lamingtons]

That's beaut! You'd be surprised at how many people are!

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

...you are a fool of an island.

[lamingtons]

I get that a bit.