Aug. 1st, 2011 08:35 pm
kinpika: (Kid; F-Fail)
[Ko-Gil is here, walking down your street.]

Whew...I should probably save up money for more cake. I wonder if I'll get fat if I eat too much...

[DID SOMEONE IMPLY GIL NEEDED MORE MONEY? Oh, yes, it was a something that came as a slip of the tongue but...

...A+ rank in Golden Rule states that Gilgamesh is so rich, money will pretty much appear out of quantum space for him.

Which is a problem because the mailbox beside him is shaking and looking like it's about to burst. And it suddenly opens up, spewing gold coins and twenty dollar bills all over Gilgamesh.]


[The boy makes a break for it but every other mailbox in line keeps doing the same. Looks like one skill is out of control.]

Someone help me!!! I'm going to be buried in my own money!!
kinpika: (Kid; why would you ever)
I don't really care but...

...the history books can be wrong about me. When I died, I was killed by my own grief.

Not to mention that I really hate snakes. I go out of my way to kill any snake I see. They've ruined my life so I've vowed to ruin theirs.

I also love Saber but her heart belongs to someone else so I'm out of luck. [so much sadness]

Sometimes I think Lancer-san can be pretty cool but he's mostly a loser. Him and the other Lancer are pretty suspicious though. Someone should ask them about that. I'm pretty jealous that Rin-san picked him over me though, especially since I could beat him up any day.

The last Lancer, Enkidu, will forever be the one I love most. If anyone touches him without my permission, I'll kill them.

Right now, I wish I could cover my mouth but that would be pretty cowardly. If you abuse this day, you might regret it though.


May. 9th, 2011 09:00 pm
kinpika: (Kid; Oh Snap Caren)
Uwah, I'm already in a new house? Having Lancer as a dad....hmm, no offense but I would prefer the other Lancer. Isn't he considered better anyway?

I should say hi to all my new housemates too! Does anyone else live on Bilko Boulevard? We can be new neighbors and play games with each other. If that's not enough, I can certainly think of other things to do, hm? Either way, you can all call me Gilgamesh. I'm the King of Heroes, you know.


Apr. 3rd, 2011 08:10 pm
kinpika: (Kid; Excalibur Excalibur)
[Oh yes, a potion of youth.

Of course the king who owns everything has this in his treasury. But while he's out, he decides to take a detour for ice cream. And other sweets.

But that detour has other detours. The boy king stops at every house along the way, knocking at the door. This is doubly sure if he knows who's there.]

Hello? Hello? Is there anyone home today? I want to talk.

[Of course, you can catch him at home too.

But fair warning. This post may contain hugs. Just saying.]


Nov. 6th, 2010 05:09 pm
kinpika: (Kid; Moe Shit)
[Candy you say? With his luck rating, he was definitely going to get the best candy. As he popped one in his mouth, he was suddenly hit with the urge to be a SUPER HERO. GIL SUPER HERO.

But wait, a super hero isn't a super hero without a disguise. So Gilgamesh pulls a potion of youth out of his treasury and quaffs it in one go. Cue one moe, always ready to help, son of a bitch that everyone would love.]

Hello, everyone! If you have any problems, don't hesitate to ask the King of Heroes for help! I fight for peace and justice for all! Yay!!

[Feel free to encouter little Gilgamesh running around....saving squirrels or something.]


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