Citizens of this town. It has come to my attention that some of you possess talents that allow you to stand above the normal rabble of this foolish place. As I am a reasonable King, I am willing to give each and every one of you a chance.
You will tell me what you excel in. If I am interested, I will have you perform your talent in front of me. If I continue to be interested, I will give you a once in a lifetime proposition.
You perform that talent for me and I shall pay you what you deserve, which will be a payment beyond your dreams. As someone entering my service, I also will not allow other fools to bring you to harm. Unwarranted violence shall never befall you and I will ruin those who attempt to subvert the health of my workers.
Do you understand? Your King is waiting for a reply.
You will tell me what you excel in. If I am interested, I will have you perform your talent in front of me. If I continue to be interested, I will give you a once in a lifetime proposition.
You perform that talent for me and I shall pay you what you deserve, which will be a payment beyond your dreams. As someone entering my service, I also will not allow other fools to bring you to harm. Unwarranted violence shall never befall you and I will ruin those who attempt to subvert the health of my workers.
Do you understand? Your King is waiting for a reply.
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Date: 2011-01-14 08:38 am (UTC)... I could. Fix. You laptop? [ haha ]
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Date: 2011-01-14 08:41 am (UTC)[thank god for being in year 2000 Japan. Animeeeeeeeee]
Ah, yes. Those rectangular shaped abacus boxes.
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Date: 2011-01-14 10:33 am (UTC)pouts ]
... I know some martial arts... [ No, she just watches a lot of wuxia movies, but she does know a thing or two. ]
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Date: 2011-01-14 10:45 am (UTC)I'm a good cook! [ Just don't ask her to make American food... ]
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Date: 2011-01-14 11:09 am (UTC)Wait, you mean now?
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