kinpika: (I Thought I Heard Worshippers)
I know there are fools out there who think they can be equal to me, he who stands in the heavens. I have seen your handwriting and written claims to greatness. So I issue this challenge now.

If you think you can best the Hero King of Uruk, Gilgamesh, in combat, seek out your challenge now. I do not wish to see your mangy faces after this day.

Now come to the park! Let's see you be the ocean against the sea wall - the wind blowing at the mountain. You may get somewhere in a few thousand years!!



[Of course Gil will be waiting at the park! Whether you heard the phone call or not, he'll be chilling out on a bench with his legs crossed, uncaring about the chilly weather conditions.]


Apr. 3rd, 2011 08:10 pm
kinpika: (Kid; Excalibur Excalibur)
[Oh yes, a potion of youth.

Of course the king who owns everything has this in his treasury. But while he's out, he decides to take a detour for ice cream. And other sweets.

But that detour has other detours. The boy king stops at every house along the way, knocking at the door. This is doubly sure if he knows who's there.]

Hello? Hello? Is there anyone home today? I want to talk.

[Of course, you can catch him at home too.

But fair warning. This post may contain hugs. Just saying.]


Feb. 25th, 2011 11:14 pm
[Wait for it.

Oh, there it is.

A CRASH sounds with the phone is suddenly knocked off the hook and floor dialed. Explosions, pings, and sonic booms tear across the speakers as Gilgamesh absolutely wrecks the living room of his house with the various weapons spewing from his treasury. Finally, with one final smash, a gigantic hammer rips down the wall in the living room. After that, Gilgamesh picks up the phone off the ground.]


To think that you would attempt to lock me in that torment. What cheek you foolish leaders have! But even you could not hold back this king. Oh no! Your mind manipulation was not successful in the slightest and I will reclaim all that is mine from your vile grasps!

So which one of you fools wishes for a fight to the death? Speak up so that the Golden King can bring down his judgement upon your beady eyes and forked tongues, you lowlife ground crawlers!

[Yeah, he's a bit off his rocker at the moment. Unwanted droning will do that to a king.]


Oct. 8th, 2010 07:06 pm
kinpika: (You Did Not Just Go There)
[After that debacle at the Smith's and punching his own lights out, shame and embarrassment greatly set in on the proud man. How many people saw him in that condition after all? When the postman said he had something for him, Gilgamesh put on his angry face and walked his bum over to the post office.

And lost his left eye along with quite a bit more for his trouble. But got back something in the process.

Driven half insane by the pain and the need to remain prideful, the blood coming from his missing eye and mouth makes him look like he fought his way out of an asylum. Oh, but he's laughing and enjoying every second of it. If you catch him walking down the street, well...]

Hahahaha! Foolish mongrels! Perfect proof that this king cannot be held back by mere mortal limitations is standing before you! Those who dare, come forth!

[Fair warning: Action threading may result in violence/death. Just pop in the subject line that you don't want that, have limits, or are chill with it and I'll be cool with it. LANCER, FATE, AND SABER ARE GUARANTEED VIOLENCE.]


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Gilgamesh - The Golden King of Babylon

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