May. 30th, 2011 10:06 pm
kinpika: (Kid; Excalibur Excalibur)
Are people really killing each other just because they were told to? But I thought I civilized everyone so they wouldn't have to do this kind of thing. I guess humanity has really fallen huh?

[Well, HE TRIED but he's a king and can do what he wants and not be held by the same standards.]

I'm not going to be scared either way. Cowering inside and hoping nobody will come after you is pretty much the worst possible thing to do. I've got some red paint if you want to make it worse. Since I'm pretty good at art, I could draw a pretty neat target on your back with it. What do you say?

[Being the child KING he is, he's not going to sit indoors. Instead, he's chilling outside, in a chair on his front porch. Maybe he's hoping his target will walk by, no matter how low the chances are. Oh well, EX-Rank luck can only carry him so far.]


Apr. 3rd, 2011 08:10 pm
kinpika: (Kid; Excalibur Excalibur)
[Oh yes, a potion of youth.

Of course the king who owns everything has this in his treasury. But while he's out, he decides to take a detour for ice cream. And other sweets.

But that detour has other detours. The boy king stops at every house along the way, knocking at the door. This is doubly sure if he knows who's there.]

Hello? Hello? Is there anyone home today? I want to talk.

[Of course, you can catch him at home too.

But fair warning. This post may contain hugs. Just saying.]


Mar. 16th, 2011 11:49 pm
kinpika: (I Don't Speak Greek)
[This is a bar post.


Gilgamesh is working at the bar. Well, working isn't exactly the word that could be used here. He's sitting behind the bar, reading a comic book with all the liquor set out on the bar free for the taking. Gilgamesh likes comic books, this is canon.

Maybe you're thirsty after doing some exploring on the new road and are stopping in. In that case, if you take a seat at the bar, Gilgamesh will glance in your direction but unless you've got something to say, enjoy the free alcohol. If you're someone he recognizes good at fighting, he's got a special surprise for you.

If you're underage...

...well, he doesn't care. This is how things roll in Ancient Sumeria.]


Feb. 25th, 2011 11:14 pm
[Wait for it.

Oh, there it is.

A CRASH sounds with the phone is suddenly knocked off the hook and floor dialed. Explosions, pings, and sonic booms tear across the speakers as Gilgamesh absolutely wrecks the living room of his house with the various weapons spewing from his treasury. Finally, with one final smash, a gigantic hammer rips down the wall in the living room. After that, Gilgamesh picks up the phone off the ground.]


To think that you would attempt to lock me in that torment. What cheek you foolish leaders have! But even you could not hold back this king. Oh no! Your mind manipulation was not successful in the slightest and I will reclaim all that is mine from your vile grasps!

So which one of you fools wishes for a fight to the death? Speak up so that the Golden King can bring down his judgement upon your beady eyes and forked tongues, you lowlife ground crawlers!

[Yeah, he's a bit off his rocker at the moment. Unwanted droning will do that to a king.]


Jan. 14th, 2011 01:58 am
kinpika: (It's Good To Be The King)
Citizens of this town. It has come to my attention that some of you possess talents that allow you to stand above the normal rabble of this foolish place. As I am a reasonable King, I am willing to give each and every one of you a chance.

You will tell me what you excel in. If I am interested, I will have you perform your talent in front of me. If I continue to be interested, I will give you a once in a lifetime proposition.

You perform that talent for me and I shall pay you what you deserve, which will be a payment beyond your dreams. As someone entering my service, I also will not allow other fools to bring you to harm. Unwarranted violence shall never befall you and I will ruin those who attempt to subvert the health of my workers.

Do you understand? Your King is waiting for a reply.
kinpika: (This Is Me Giving A Fuck)
Snow. Hmph.

To think something so beautiful could exist. Each flake is nearly unobservable in size yet completely unlike every other one around it in appearance. Separate, they're easily blown away and yet together they can form almost any shape.

Worst of all, this was not created by me. Sumer was cold and dry in the winters and scorching but acceptable in the summer...no place for anything frozen. Instead, this wonderful creation will be credited to whatever dogshit god you happen to be worshiping.

I hate snow.

[He hates it so much that he's making a tower out of balls of snow. A tower of babel. Okay, not really. He's just storing snowballs in a pile. Even if he's currently jealous about snow, he can't help but marvel over it in the first week it's around. Of course, you can talk to him on the phone or in person, that's up to you.]


Nov. 16th, 2010 08:38 pm
kinpika: (This Is Me Giving A Fuck)
[So...a king and a cat were sitting on a porch drinking wine. This is clearly the path to a joke, right? WHO KNOWS but they've both been drinking for a while. You can tell because Gil is outside without a shirt but has awesome tattoos and White Len is wearing pajamas.

Even worse, they're eying up every passerby, including you.]

And where would you put that mongrel at?

Six... he really is quite dull. Average doesn't interest me in the slightest.

Hahaha! I would not even put him past a two! Fools will always be fools!

[Guess what? They're looking at you next. They will be tagging in separate threads since we both may not be around at all times.]


Oct. 26th, 2010 04:58 am
kinpika: (I Thought I Heard Worshippers)
Private to Lancer and Saber....and very reluctantly Archer and Caster )

Rejoice, mongrels, for you are about to receive an offer of extreme value.

Your king does not approve of these vile insects infesting our ranks and spreading their diseases among us. The only person allowed to kill any of you is myself and I will not accept any other. If you proclaim your allegiance to me, the King of Heroes, you will be protected from the lowlifes who wish to do you harm. Your king will have it no other way. What say you, mongrels?


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