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Jan. 14th, 2011 01:58 am
kinpika: (It's Good To Be The King)
[personal profile] kinpika
Citizens of this town. It has come to my attention that some of you possess talents that allow you to stand above the normal rabble of this foolish place. As I am a reasonable King, I am willing to give each and every one of you a chance.

You will tell me what you excel in. If I am interested, I will have you perform your talent in front of me. If I continue to be interested, I will give you a once in a lifetime proposition.

You perform that talent for me and I shall pay you what you deserve, which will be a payment beyond your dreams. As someone entering my service, I also will not allow other fools to bring you to harm. Unwarranted violence shall never befall you and I will ruin those who attempt to subvert the health of my workers.

Do you understand? Your King is waiting for a reply.

Date: 2011-01-14 09:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com
Is that an attempt at humor? I despise all of those ground crawling filth.

Date: 2011-01-14 09:29 am (UTC)
lamingtons: (Too goddamn cheerful.)
From: [personal profile] lamingtons
Just wondering. So you're... Who then? Pangea?

Date: 2011-01-14 09:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com
The Hero King of Uruk. Gilgamesh.

Date: 2011-01-14 09:35 am (UTC)
lamingtons: (We'd get more done if he wasn't so noisy)
From: [personal profile] lamingtons
Hero King, huh... You serious, mate?

Date: 2011-01-14 10:14 am (UTC)
lamingtons: (wy; And they've won the Melbourne Cup!)
From: [personal profile] lamingtons
Riiiight, then. Anyway, must be a hell of a weapon you're carrying, Gills.

Date: 2011-01-14 10:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com
If I wished it, I could destroy this entire town.

Date: 2011-01-14 10:25 am (UTC)
lamingtons: (Let's get digging!)
From: [personal profile] lamingtons
Cor, that sounds beaut... Don't do that yet!

Date: 2011-01-14 10:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com
[why the fuck are australians so amiable HAHA]

I had no plans. What are your reasons for waiting?

Date: 2011-01-14 10:28 am (UTC)
lamingtons: (Even the leeches?)
From: [personal profile] lamingtons
[because dangerous critter dangerous critters dangerous critters also being mean requires too much effort.]

Well, there's people and shit in here still, so...

Date: 2011-01-14 10:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com
And it should be their duty to escape from this hole.

Date: 2011-01-14 10:37 am (UTC)
lamingtons: (Veee~)
From: [personal profile] lamingtons
Ta for letting us know. We would have never figured it out without your divine guidance.

Date: 2011-01-14 10:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com
Tch. I am no stranger to sarcasm.

Date: 2011-01-14 10:38 am (UTC)
lamingtons: (Can't ya hear can't ya hear the thunda?)
From: [personal profile] lamingtons
That's beaut! You'd be surprised at how many people are!

Date: 2011-01-14 10:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com
...you are a fool of an island.

Date: 2011-01-14 10:53 am (UTC)
lamingtons: (Oh him?)
From: [personal profile] lamingtons
I get that a bit.

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