kinpika: (Kid; why would you ever)
I don't really care but...

...the history books can be wrong about me. When I died, I was killed by my own grief.

Not to mention that I really hate snakes. I go out of my way to kill any snake I see. They've ruined my life so I've vowed to ruin theirs.

I also love Saber but her heart belongs to someone else so I'm out of luck. [so much sadness]

Sometimes I think Lancer-san can be pretty cool but he's mostly a loser. Him and the other Lancer are pretty suspicious though. Someone should ask them about that. I'm pretty jealous that Rin-san picked him over me though, especially since I could beat him up any day.

The last Lancer, Enkidu, will forever be the one I love most. If anyone touches him without my permission, I'll kill them.

Right now, I wish I could cover my mouth but that would be pretty cowardly. If you abuse this day, you might regret it though.


May. 30th, 2011 10:06 pm
kinpika: (Kid; Excalibur Excalibur)
Are people really killing each other just because they were told to? But I thought I civilized everyone so they wouldn't have to do this kind of thing. I guess humanity has really fallen huh?

[Well, HE TRIED but he's a king and can do what he wants and not be held by the same standards.]

I'm not going to be scared either way. Cowering inside and hoping nobody will come after you is pretty much the worst possible thing to do. I've got some red paint if you want to make it worse. Since I'm pretty good at art, I could draw a pretty neat target on your back with it. What do you say?

[Being the child KING he is, he's not going to sit indoors. Instead, he's chilling outside, in a chair on his front porch. Maybe he's hoping his target will walk by, no matter how low the chances are. Oh well, EX-Rank luck can only carry him so far.]


Mar. 16th, 2011 11:49 pm
kinpika: (I Don't Speak Greek)
[This is a bar post.


Gilgamesh is working at the bar. Well, working isn't exactly the word that could be used here. He's sitting behind the bar, reading a comic book with all the liquor set out on the bar free for the taking. Gilgamesh likes comic books, this is canon.

Maybe you're thirsty after doing some exploring on the new road and are stopping in. In that case, if you take a seat at the bar, Gilgamesh will glance in your direction but unless you've got something to say, enjoy the free alcohol. If you're someone he recognizes good at fighting, he's got a special surprise for you.

If you're underage...

...well, he doesn't care. This is how things roll in Ancient Sumeria.]


Feb. 25th, 2011 11:14 pm
[Wait for it.

Oh, there it is.

A CRASH sounds with the phone is suddenly knocked off the hook and floor dialed. Explosions, pings, and sonic booms tear across the speakers as Gilgamesh absolutely wrecks the living room of his house with the various weapons spewing from his treasury. Finally, with one final smash, a gigantic hammer rips down the wall in the living room. After that, Gilgamesh picks up the phone off the ground.]


To think that you would attempt to lock me in that torment. What cheek you foolish leaders have! But even you could not hold back this king. Oh no! Your mind manipulation was not successful in the slightest and I will reclaim all that is mine from your vile grasps!

So which one of you fools wishes for a fight to the death? Speak up so that the Golden King can bring down his judgement upon your beady eyes and forked tongues, you lowlife ground crawlers!

[Yeah, he's a bit off his rocker at the moment. Unwanted droning will do that to a king.]


Feb. 15th, 2011 11:57 pm
kinpika: (Mongrels.  Mongrels Everywhere.)
[Memories were something Gilgamesh never took lightly. That woman who suddenly jumped into his mind was definitely a problem. She eclipsed Saber just slightly, which made the Golden King angry at himself. Where was his pride? He had dedicated himself to the King of Knights and now this crap?

For this, there was only one solution. Go to where the woman was and discover if she still possessed whatever it was that caught his eye. From there, this king would make his own judgment on the matter.

He pounded on the door of the house of 503 Ricardo, looking for the woman called Shizuru.]

Come out, woman.


Jan. 14th, 2011 01:58 am
kinpika: (It's Good To Be The King)
Citizens of this town. It has come to my attention that some of you possess talents that allow you to stand above the normal rabble of this foolish place. As I am a reasonable King, I am willing to give each and every one of you a chance.

You will tell me what you excel in. If I am interested, I will have you perform your talent in front of me. If I continue to be interested, I will give you a once in a lifetime proposition.

You perform that talent for me and I shall pay you what you deserve, which will be a payment beyond your dreams. As someone entering my service, I also will not allow other fools to bring you to harm. Unwarranted violence shall never befall you and I will ruin those who attempt to subvert the health of my workers.

Do you understand? Your King is waiting for a reply.
kinpika: (This Is Me Giving A Fuck)
Snow. Hmph.

To think something so beautiful could exist. Each flake is nearly unobservable in size yet completely unlike every other one around it in appearance. Separate, they're easily blown away and yet together they can form almost any shape.

Worst of all, this was not created by me. Sumer was cold and dry in the winters and scorching but acceptable in the place for anything frozen. Instead, this wonderful creation will be credited to whatever dogshit god you happen to be worshiping.

I hate snow.

[He hates it so much that he's making a tower out of balls of snow. A tower of babel. Okay, not really. He's just storing snowballs in a pile. Even if he's currently jealous about snow, he can't help but marvel over it in the first week it's around. Of course, you can talk to him on the phone or in person, that's up to you.]


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