Gilgamesh - The Golden King of Babylon

[Candy you say? With his luck rating, he was definitely going to get the best candy. As he popped one in his mouth, he was suddenly hit with the urge to be a SUPER HERO. GIL SUPER HERO.

But wait, a super hero isn't a super hero without a disguise. So Gilgamesh pulls a potion of youth out of his treasury and quaffs it in one go. Cue one moe, always ready to help, son of a bitch that everyone would love.]

Hello, everyone! If you have any problems, don't hesitate to ask the King of Heroes for help! I fight for peace and justice for all! Yay!!

[Feel free to encouter little Gilgamesh running around....saving squirrels or something.]