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[kinpika]

[So...a king and a cat were sitting on a porch drinking wine. This is clearly the path to a joke, right? WHO KNOWS but they've both been drinking for a while. You can tell because Gil is outside without a shirt but has awesome tattoos and White Len is wearing pajamas.

Even worse, they're eying up every passerby, including you.]

And where would you put that mongrel at?

Six... he really is quite dull. Average doesn't interest me in the slightest.

Hahaha! I would not even put him past a two! Fools will always be fools!

[Guess what? They're looking at you next. They will be tagging in separate threads since we both may not be around at all times.]

Comments

[mothersandsuns.livejournal.com]

[Wagging her tail and looking interested in what her rating is!

It might help that her markings are back. If you can perceive spiritual sorts of things, that is. Or if you believe.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[Did I mention that I hate gods while being god. Because I hate gods while being a god. Not that Gil knows or anything but MONGRELS.]

What do you want, Canine?

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

... I hate dogs.

*She's a cat WHAT DO YOU EXPECT. And yes she can see the markings she just doesn't care.*

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

You're the fool, fool!

*Len giggles a little bit, taking another drink of her wine. What her totally smashed? No never!*

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

What makes you think a woman has the right to judge on intelligence?!

[my loling face]

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[Walking back home after getting his bow back from the post office and...

Why is the feeling of dread suddenly following him. Like something really annoying is about to happen. ...Probably just his imagination.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[laughing....loudly.]

A four! Hahaha, fakes lose points before they even cross the starting line!

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

*YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.*

Ten! You're an idiot, but you're an attractive idiot!

*Len giggles like... she's said something funny, apparently.*

[hound-of-war.livejournal.com]

[Lancer's just chilling and being cool.

Maybe looking for someone to FIGHT, because what else is there to do. He would usually avoid walking anywhere near this house like the plague, but for whatever reason tonight he's not.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Haha! Perhaps a seven but that's as far as a half-breed can go!

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

A ten! I'll give him a ten!

[onlythesong.livejournal.com]

[There is an extremely fat cat (http://i56.tinypic.com/b6v9s9.jpg) following Mashiro.

Ugh. Him. Her day is ruined. She keeps walking.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Eight out of ten.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

... Do I really have to rate women too? Well compared to me every girl is mediocre at best... I'll give her a three.

[chaoschildofgod.livejournal.com]

[And you will have a chaos passing by, because he never seems to actually stay home. He'll stop to look at the one familiar figure sitting on the porch, before moving over. He does of course notice the other person, but he doesn't know them.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Five out of ten.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

.... A four, maybe? Feminine boys don't interest me all that much.

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

[Walking by, face down in a spellbook, not paying attention to the two familiars at the moment.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Gahaha! My master is one of the ugliest people I know!

[cascadedwater.livejournal.com]

[What is this even-]

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

... Can't I just skip the women?

... Fine, I'm in a good mood. I'll give you a five.

[overrealm.livejournal.com]

_{[But will you rate a cat.]}

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[nope.jpg]

[ohlookboobs.livejournal.com]

[A boy with a tail is walking back home, not having noticed them, yet]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

...a six out of ten, I suppose.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[Walking on by, big stupid smile on her face.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

...you there. How old are you?

[tsundorapettan.livejournal.com]

[ la la la, just passing by while walking home from work!

...Her skirt, for the record, is very short :| ]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

...nine. This woman is a nine out of ten.

[forgottenshiki.livejournal.com]

[SHIKI happens to pass by. He's grown to like wandering around earlier than the dead of the night. Lies. He smelled wine]

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

... Eight. I think that is a fair rating.