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[kinpika]

[So...a king and a cat were sitting on a porch drinking wine. This is clearly the path to a joke, right? WHO KNOWS but they've both been drinking for a while. You can tell because Gil is outside without a shirt but has awesome tattoos and White Len is wearing pajamas.

Even worse, they're eying up every passerby, including you.]

And where would you put that mongrel at?

Six... he really is quite dull. Average doesn't interest me in the slightest.

Hahaha! I would not even put him past a two! Fools will always be fools!

[Guess what? They're looking at you next. They will be tagging in separate threads since we both may not be around at all times.]

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[mothersandsuns.livejournal.com]

[Wagging her tail and looking interested in what her rating is!

It might help that her markings are back. If you can perceive spiritual sorts of things, that is. Or if you believe.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[Did I mention that I hate gods while being god. Because I hate gods while being a god. Not that Gil knows or anything but MONGRELS.]

What do you want, Canine?

[mothersandsuns.livejournal.com]

[Ammy doesn't hate anyone! Except maybe Orochi and Ninetails and Yami and all that. Gilgamesh would have to work hard and curse a lot of places to be on their level.

For now she just whines in disappointment.]

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

You're the fool, fool!

*Len giggles a little bit, taking another drink of her wine. What her totally smashed? No never!*

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[mfw I have all the weapons used to kill orochi]

This is for humans, you fool. No one wishes to have relations with an animal.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

... I hate dogs.

*She's a cat WHAT DO YOU EXPECT. And yes she can see the markings she just doesn't care.*

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

What makes you think a woman has the right to judge on intelligence?!

[my loling face]

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[Walking back home after getting his bow back from the post office and...

Why is the feeling of dread suddenly following him. Like something really annoying is about to happen. ...Probably just his imagination.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[laughing....loudly.]

A four! Hahaha, fakes lose points before they even cross the starting line!

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

*YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.*

Ten! You're an idiot, but you're an attractive idiot!

*Len giggles like... she's said something funny, apparently.*

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

Because I'm better than any other woman. Isn't that obvious? I'm the best! Much better than her!

[mothersandsuns.livejournal.com]

[An indignant yelp. No fair excluding her from what is obviously a competition! She doesn't care about relations, she cares about winning.]

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[...Don't even turn your head to him Archer. Don't even do it. No idea what Gilgamesh is even hollering about, so just ignore him. That's going to piss him off more than anything.

But he does stop when he hears that. Wondering if he heard the wind.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Who happens to be "her"?

[mothersandsuns.livejournal.com]

[But Ammy doesn't hate you! She trots up to investigate this dog-hater further.]

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[...oh god and this girl now. calling him attractive. did the post office take his recognition of reality and make him go crazy??]

What.

[hound-of-war.livejournal.com]

[Lancer's just chilling and being cool.

Maybe looking for someone to FIGHT, because what else is there to do. He would usually avoid walking anywhere near this house like the plague, but for whatever reason tonight he's not.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Come back when you have an attractive face and then we can talk.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

What? No witty comment you've drawn from the bowels of history, Archer?

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[Where is the ignore button on this thing you call life???

Okay he scoffs a little.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Haha! Perhaps a seven but that's as far as a half-breed can go!

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Did the cat beside me get your tongue?

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

You haven't met her! But I hate her more than anyone else. I could kill her a million times and I still wouldn't be satisfied!

*Boy I wonder if Gil will remember this conversation later...*

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

Don't play dumb... well okay, maybe you can... That would suit someone like you.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

A ten! I'll give him a ten!