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[kinpika]

[So...a king and a cat were sitting on a porch drinking wine. This is clearly the path to a joke, right? WHO KNOWS but they've both been drinking for a while. You can tell because Gil is outside without a shirt but has awesome tattoos and White Len is wearing pajamas.

Even worse, they're eying up every passerby, including you.]

And where would you put that mongrel at?

Six... he really is quite dull. Average doesn't interest me in the slightest.

Hahaha! I would not even put him past a two! Fools will always be fools!

[Guess what? They're looking at you next. They will be tagging in separate threads since we both may not be around at all times.]

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[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[Walking back home after getting his bow back from the post office and...

Why is the feeling of dread suddenly following him. Like something really annoying is about to happen. ...Probably just his imagination.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[laughing....loudly.]

A four! Hahaha, fakes lose points before they even cross the starting line!

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[...Don't even turn your head to him Archer. Don't even do it. No idea what Gilgamesh is even hollering about, so just ignore him. That's going to piss him off more than anything.

But he does stop when he hears that. Wondering if he heard the wind.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

What? No witty comment you've drawn from the bowels of history, Archer?

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[Where is the ignore button on this thing you call life???

Okay he scoffs a little.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Did the cat beside me get your tongue?

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[Gilgamesh he would never touch White Len. Not with a twenty foot pole.

But he does notice an odd scent in the air. He can't really put his finger on it though.

And hey he actually looks at you for a moment. ...Cool marks notbro.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[THAT ODD SMELL is probably this golden glorious wine in his hand. Wine that even gods want to drink.]

Hahaha! Does she look too much like that doll that defeated you?

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

Leave Illya out of this. [You do NOT diss his loli sis.] You're drunk.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Drunk? I am simply celebrating.

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[Oh god does he even want to know. It's probably something like how he killed a puppy.]

I'll bite. What are you celebrating?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

My power. What else?

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

Don't you always do that?

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

*YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.*

Ten! You're an idiot, but you're an attractive idiot!

*Len giggles like... she's said something funny, apparently.*

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[...oh god and this girl now. calling him attractive. did the post office take his recognition of reality and make him go crazy??]

What.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

Don't play dumb... well okay, maybe you can... That would suit someone like you.

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[ugh]

Are you rating me on my looks?

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

Of course!

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

...Why?

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

It's something to do!

*Taking another swig of wine but... by the looks of things it doesn't look like she should really be drinking any more of that.*

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[No. No you shouldn't. But he doesn't blame you as much as he's blaming Gilgamesh.]

Well, if you're that bored I guess I'll take it in stride.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

I'm very glad to hear that.

*She just interpreted that differently than you actually said it.*

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

...You are? [That is not what he expected from a tsundere. And Rin is the biggest tsundere in nasuverse.]

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

*SHE'S NOT JUST A TSUNDERE oh such an imporant mistake, Archer.*

Why wouldn't I be?

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

I think that wine is making you agreeable. You should drink it more often.