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[kinpika]

[So...a king and a cat were sitting on a porch drinking wine. This is clearly the path to a joke, right? WHO KNOWS but they've both been drinking for a while. You can tell because Gil is outside without a shirt but has awesome tattoos and White Len is wearing pajamas.

Even worse, they're eying up every passerby, including you.]

And where would you put that mongrel at?

Six... he really is quite dull. Average doesn't interest me in the slightest.

Hahaha! I would not even put him past a two! Fools will always be fools!

[Guess what? They're looking at you next. They will be tagging in separate threads since we both may not be around at all times.]

Comments

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Five out of ten.

[chaoschildofgod.livejournal.com]

Hm... Are you rating people here? Or is some other game being played?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

If you have an issue with it, air your complaints elsewhere. I do not wish to hear them.

[chaoschildofgod.livejournal.com]

Did I say I was complaining? I would say a five from you is not so bad.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Considering the average is a one, you would be correct.

[chaoschildofgod.livejournal.com]

[chaos chuckles faintly]

It seems you are well. Then, I doubt you would let this place bring you down any.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

When was there ever a bother?

[conveniently forgetting EVERYTHING]

[chaoschildofgod.livejournal.com]

[chaos smiles faintly]

Oh, you've stayed out of all the trouble this place likes to throw out?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I have taken down gods with these hands. This place has not and will not bother me in the slightest.

[chaoschildofgod.livejournal.com]

And yet, how much of your strength have you regained? Without the power you are used to, can you truly defend yourself from the things this place sends at you?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! How much have-?

All of it, fool!

[chaoschildofgod.livejournal.com]

Really now? Yet you are still stuck here?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Your mind cannot fathom my reasons. Questioning will lead you nowhere.

[chaoschildofgod.livejournal.com]

[chaos smiles, but it seems a bit different from his other smiles, perhaps a slight bit amused]

So you're saying you could leave if you wish?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I could destroy this entire town if I wished it.

[chaoschildofgod.livejournal.com]

[chaos merely gives Gil a look which says he knows he's bluffing. He'll say no words to that effect, as they should not be needed.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[He just starts laughing.]

Shall I show you my power, fool!

[chaoschildofgod.livejournal.com]

Even if you did, it would prove nothing for you to be able to leave. I simply see very few reasons you, of all people, would be content to stay in such a place as this. Unless, perhaps, there are things here you have found to treasure.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

There is nothing here I treasure. I simply do not wish to dirty my hands with mongrel work.

[chaoschildofgod.livejournal.com]

Mongrel work? To free yourself would be so?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

To lift my hand to kill these fools is beneath me.

[chaoschildofgod.livejournal.com]

Is that so? So you will remain in their cage?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Their cage? This cage is mine.

[chaoschildofgod.livejournal.com]

[chaos merely smiles at Gil.]

If it is your cage, then why would you have to kill them to leave?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

As they have claimed something of mine as their own, I have sentenced them to death.