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Nov. 16th, 2010 08:38 pm
kinpika: (This Is Me Giving A Fuck)
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[So...a king and a cat were sitting on a porch drinking wine. This is clearly the path to a joke, right? WHO KNOWS but they've both been drinking for a while. You can tell because Gil is outside without a shirt but has awesome tattoos and White Len is wearing pajamas.

Even worse, they're eying up every passerby, including you.]


And where would you put that mongrel at?

Six... he really is quite dull. Average doesn't interest me in the slightest.

Hahaha! I would not even put him past a two! Fools will always be fools!

[Guess what? They're looking at you next. They will be tagging in separate threads since we both may not be around at all times.]

Date: 2010-11-17 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mothersandsuns.livejournal.com
[Wagging her tail and looking interested in what her rating is!

It might help that her markings are back. If you can perceive spiritual sorts of things, that is. Or if you believe.]

Date: 2010-11-17 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com
[Did I mention that I hate gods while being god. Because I hate gods while being a god. Not that Gil knows or anything but MONGRELS.]

What do you want, Canine?

Date: 2010-11-17 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mothersandsuns.livejournal.com
[Ammy doesn't hate anyone! Except maybe Orochi and Ninetails and Yami and all that. Gilgamesh would have to work hard and curse a lot of places to be on their level.

For now she just whines in disappointment.]

Date: 2010-11-17 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com
[mfw I have all the weapons used to kill orochi]

This is for humans, you fool. No one wishes to have relations with an animal.

Date: 2010-11-17 02:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mothersandsuns.livejournal.com
[An indignant yelp. No fair excluding her from what is obviously a competition! She doesn't care about relations, she cares about winning.]

Date: 2010-11-17 02:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com
Come back when you have an attractive face and then we can talk.

Date: 2010-11-17 02:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mothersandsuns.livejournal.com
[She lolls her tongue out, pants cheerfully for a bit, then trots up to Gilgamesh and starts peeing on his shoes.]

Date: 2010-11-17 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com
[His vision is kinda blurry so he's like what the hell is the mongrel doing? Oh, pissing...as expected of mongrels. GIVE HIM A MINUTE.]

Date: 2010-11-17 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mothersandsuns.livejournal.com
[There, she's finished. Ammy starts to trot away.]

1/3

Date: 2010-11-17 02:12 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-11-17 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com
...! Why is my leg warm?

[brb looking]

Date: 2010-11-17 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com
...YOU DARE SOIL ME, YOU MONGREL?!

[SWORDS. SWORDS FLYING EVERYWHERE. But he's drunk enough that by everywhere, I mean more like a badly aimed shotgun and awkward directions that aren't the right way.]

Date: 2010-11-17 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mothersandsuns.livejournal.com
[Thaaaaat's unexpected. It's like facing Blight again, but worse! Well--Blight with no aim. Ammy yelps in surprise, leaps, then rolls to dodge the swords. She turns back to face Gilgamesh and growls. Well, if you wanted a fight you should have said so!

Drunk dimensional sword-master versus god without her powers? Probably for a limited audience at best.]

Date: 2010-11-17 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com
[A ripple in the air opens to his back and right, revealing the sword Kusanagi. He reaches to grab it without looking and

wiffs.]

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Date: 2010-11-17 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsunslut.livejournal.com
... I hate dogs.

*She's a cat WHAT DO YOU EXPECT. And yes she can see the markings she just doesn't care.*

Date: 2010-11-17 02:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mothersandsuns.livejournal.com
[But Ammy doesn't hate you! She trots up to investigate this dog-hater further.]

Date: 2010-11-17 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsunslut.livejournal.com
W-Wait, you smell bad!

*Trying to get her away >:*

Date: 2010-11-17 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mothersandsuns.livejournal.com
[Pants cheerfully and just stands there looking at Len. It's okay, you'll accept mama eventually!]

Date: 2010-11-17 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsunslut.livejournal.com
*Giving up with the shoving, she just stares at Ammy.*

D-Do you need something?

Date: 2010-11-17 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mothersandsuns.livejournal.com
[She just wants to know her rating! She tilts her head a little to the side and whines hopefully.]

Date: 2010-11-17 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsunslut.livejournal.com
W-Well... I'm honestly not interested in interbreeding... I am a cat after all.

Date: 2010-11-17 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mothersandsuns.livejournal.com
[Ammy can accept that there's a cat who looks like a human. After all, she's a god who looks like a dog. But she droops her head a little at the answer. So this is all about breeding? What a disappointment. She's everyone's mother without any of that.]

Date: 2010-11-17 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsunslut.livejournal.com
... M-Maybe you're not that bad. You don't smell like a dog.

Date: 2010-11-17 03:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mothersandsuns.livejournal.com
[Well, no. She's a god. Ammy gently nudges Len's hand.]

Date: 2010-11-17 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsunslut.livejournal.com
*P-Petting Ammy slowly she's tsundere okay.*

W-Well fine... if you insist like that...

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