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Nov. 16th, 2010 08:38 pm
kinpika: (This Is Me Giving A Fuck)
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[So...a king and a cat were sitting on a porch drinking wine. This is clearly the path to a joke, right? WHO KNOWS but they've both been drinking for a while. You can tell because Gil is outside without a shirt but has awesome tattoos and White Len is wearing pajamas.

Even worse, they're eying up every passerby, including you.]


And where would you put that mongrel at?

Six... he really is quite dull. Average doesn't interest me in the slightest.

Hahaha! I would not even put him past a two! Fools will always be fools!

[Guess what? They're looking at you next. They will be tagging in separate threads since we both may not be around at all times.]

Date: 2010-11-17 02:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hound-of-war.livejournal.com
[Lancer's just chilling and being cool.

Maybe looking for someone to FIGHT, because what else is there to do. He would usually avoid walking anywhere near this house like the plague, but for whatever reason tonight he's not.]

Date: 2010-11-17 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com
Haha! Perhaps a seven but that's as far as a half-breed can go!

Date: 2010-11-17 08:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hound-of-war.livejournal.com
A seven? How generous of you.

[how does he automatically know what you mean? Go figure.]

Date: 2010-11-17 08:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com
Seeing as a one is what I would consider average, you would feel honored.

Date: 2010-11-17 08:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hound-of-war.livejournal.com
Your scale is rather strange then, King of Heroes. How would you rate one truly hideous then?

Date: 2010-11-17 08:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com
With death!

[he seems to think this is fucking hilarious.

it might be the alcohol.]

Date: 2010-11-17 08:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hound-of-war.livejournal.com
[just staring at you like you're batshit now because...

He's pretty sure that's not a joke coming from you.]

Date: 2010-11-17 08:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com
[Throwing Lancer a flask of golden wine. God he's slightly more generous whilst drunk.]

Date: 2010-11-17 08:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hound-of-war.livejournal.com
[Catching and... should he really drink this?

...

While he thinks about... oh, he's already started drinking reflexively. Oh well.]

Date: 2010-11-17 08:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com
[DEM IRISHMEN man DEMN IRISHMEN]

Hmph. That is the best wine you will ever have.

Date: 2010-11-17 08:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hound-of-war.livejournal.com
[you know his fatal weakness :(]

Ha... well, I won't deny it is good.

Date: 2010-11-17 08:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com
There will be no doubt left.

Date: 2010-11-17 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsunslut.livejournal.com
A ten! I'll give him a ten!

Date: 2010-11-17 08:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hound-of-war.livejournal.com
I knew I could count on you.

Date: 2010-11-17 02:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsunslut.livejournal.com
Finally someone that understands that it is an honor to be rated highly by me...

Date: 2010-11-17 02:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hound-of-war.livejournal.com
Why wouldn't it be? A compliment from a woman should always please a man.

Date: 2010-11-17 02:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsunslut.livejournal.com
Many of these men do not appreciate my complements... It is a shame.

Date: 2010-11-17 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hound-of-war.livejournal.com
They must simply be bashful, that's all.

Date: 2010-11-17 02:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsunslut.livejournal.com
Hmm... maybe that is it.

*Len giggles, what, she likes the attention? Okay maybe a bit.*

Date: 2010-11-17 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hound-of-war.livejournal.com
Why else would they refuse compliments? Men are creatures of pride by nature.

Date: 2010-11-17 03:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsunslut.livejournal.com
At least you're honest with yourself.

Date: 2010-11-17 03:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hound-of-war.livejournal.com
And you're honest with others.

Date: 2010-11-17 03:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsunslut.livejournal.com
Mmm, so you also think highly of me?

Date: 2010-11-17 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hound-of-war.livejournal.com
Of course. Why wouldn't I? A good, honest woman. What's better than that?

Date: 2010-11-17 03:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsunslut.livejournal.com
I am very pleased by your reasoning!

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