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[kinpika]

[So...a king and a cat were sitting on a porch drinking wine. This is clearly the path to a joke, right? WHO KNOWS but they've both been drinking for a while. You can tell because Gil is outside without a shirt but has awesome tattoos and White Len is wearing pajamas.

Even worse, they're eying up every passerby, including you.]

And where would you put that mongrel at?

Six... he really is quite dull. Average doesn't interest me in the slightest.

Hahaha! I would not even put him past a two! Fools will always be fools!

[Guess what? They're looking at you next. They will be tagging in separate threads since we both may not be around at all times.]

Comments

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

It's something to do!

*Taking another swig of wine but... by the looks of things it doesn't look like she should really be drinking any more of that.*

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[No. No you shouldn't. But he doesn't blame you as much as he's blaming Gilgamesh.]

Well, if you're that bored I guess I'll take it in stride.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

I'm very glad to hear that.

*She just interpreted that differently than you actually said it.*

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

...You are? [That is not what he expected from a tsundere. And Rin is the biggest tsundere in nasuverse.]

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

*SHE'S NOT JUST A TSUNDERE oh such an imporant mistake, Archer.*

Why wouldn't I be?

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

I think that wine is making you agreeable. You should drink it more often.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

Ah yes yes... it is wonderful to have a wine that is refined enough for my tastes.

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

Glad to hear it, princess. Enjoy yourself and keep Goldie in line.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

You won't stick around~?

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

No thanks. Your 'friend' doesn't appreciate me as much.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

Alright, I can pay you a visit later.

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[What.]

Why?

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

You're so cute! What's your address?

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[Ugh no. You look like a demon version of his obsessive loli sis.]

Forget it.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

*Hey most people think that's attractive. You're just weird.*

Hmph... fine, it's your loss.

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[Yeah no thanks jailbait.]

I don't think it's much of a loss.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

Your taste is poor.

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

Because I'm not interested in little girls?

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

I'm not a child!

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

Could have fooled me. [And hey Illya is older than Shirou, so why not.] But I'm still not interested.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

*White Len is older than your Ilya... not that anyone can tell though.*

As I have said before, your loss.

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

More like a close call.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

Hmph! Fine, go home and regret your decision there.

*Crossing arms, pouting, it seems like she's switched back to tsun.*

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

I regret a lot of things. But, not this.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

*She would troll him and ask what they are but... good job you've put her in a bad mood.*

I don't want to hear your sob story!

*Wine will fix my problems.*