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[kinpika]

[So...a king and a cat were sitting on a porch drinking wine. This is clearly the path to a joke, right? WHO KNOWS but they've both been drinking for a while. You can tell because Gil is outside without a shirt but has awesome tattoos and White Len is wearing pajamas.

Even worse, they're eying up every passerby, including you.]

And where would you put that mongrel at?

Six... he really is quite dull. Average doesn't interest me in the slightest.

Hahaha! I would not even put him past a two! Fools will always be fools!

[Guess what? They're looking at you next. They will be tagging in separate threads since we both may not be around at all times.]

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[kinpika.livejournal.com]

A four is not high enough to interest me so do not get cocky.

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

I'm not interested in you. In any way.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I am more interested in having your head on a platter.

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

But if you do that my rank might get lower! [All said in that trademark sarcastic snark.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Only you would hope for such a thing.

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

It might shock you to hear this, but I can care less of what you think. You're just the howling wind passing by.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

If I am the howling wind, you are a fart from a sheep!

[he seems to think this is fucking hilarious]

1/2

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[He laughs at that.

Oh you're funny Gilgamesh.

You're funny.

Fucking hilarious.]

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[And hey, just to add to this humorous situation Gilgamesh should find a sword right by the side of his neck. Specifically Kanshou.]

Don't test me. I'm not like Saber, who would let you be as long as you don't cause trouble, and I'm not like Lancer, who would give you a swift demise. Your insults are becoming tiresome.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[Still loling but at least there is a couple swords hanging there in the air]

You dare threaten me? I can summon my weapons faster than you can create them. You cannot defeat me.

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[He smirks, not even flinching to the feeling of the swords.]

If I die at least I take you with me. I've survived worse. [No really. He got pierced with your entire treasury and lived.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

For a single day. How does it feel to be that pitiful?

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

We're already dead Gilgamesh. Things like feeling and pride are all useless to me.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

But there are other things holding you back.

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

And what would that be?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Who knows what you copied this time but whatever it was, it stopped you from swinging that blade all the way through.

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't say anything. Just a smirk as he pushes the blade a bit closer to the neck, letting small seeps of blood to be drawn out.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[You know what's more important than you? Wine.

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[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[Not killing just yet. He's going to wait and see if you make a move. But he's going to dig the blade a little deeper in.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[MORE WINE. Acting scared or aggressive would contradict with his ARROGANCE. But the other swords are still floating there.

WANT SOME WINE AACHAA?]

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't drink Gilrugamesh.

But yeah he knows that those swords are there. But you're pissing him off and Ciel can probably heal him later if he doesn't die. Dig Dig Dig Dig Dig.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[FINE THEN, YOU WANNA GO? Gil jerks to the side and four swords fire off.

Not at Archer but at the offending sword biting his neck.]

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[The swords destroy the weapon and pierce Archer's arm in the process.

But as soon as the swords are fired off Archer summons Bakuya in his other hand and makes a slash towards Gilgamesh's chest. Thanks for not wearing a shirt today you drunk.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[Did you enjoy that spray of blood as he rolls back? I HOPE YOU DID. Even if he has a huge cut on his chest, he's up to his feet.]

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[It matches his armor, so why not. Smirking so very much, even though those swords are starting to numb out his arm and make it useless. But he isn't going to say anything and aims for another cut with Bakuya.]