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[kinpika]

[So...a king and a cat were sitting on a porch drinking wine. This is clearly the path to a joke, right? WHO KNOWS but they've both been drinking for a while. You can tell because Gil is outside without a shirt but has awesome tattoos and White Len is wearing pajamas.

Even worse, they're eying up every passerby, including you.]

And where would you put that mongrel at?

Six... he really is quite dull. Average doesn't interest me in the slightest.

Hahaha! I would not even put him past a two! Fools will always be fools!

[Guess what? They're looking at you next. They will be tagging in separate threads since we both may not be around at all times.]

Comments

[hound-of-war.livejournal.com]

I knew I could count on you.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

Finally someone that understands that it is an honor to be rated highly by me...

[hound-of-war.livejournal.com]

Why wouldn't it be? A compliment from a woman should always please a man.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

Many of these men do not appreciate my complements... It is a shame.

[hound-of-war.livejournal.com]

They must simply be bashful, that's all.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

Hmm... maybe that is it.

*Len giggles, what, she likes the attention? Okay maybe a bit.*

[hound-of-war.livejournal.com]

Why else would they refuse compliments? Men are creatures of pride by nature.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

At least you're honest with yourself.

[hound-of-war.livejournal.com]

And you're honest with others.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

Mmm, so you also think highly of me?

[hound-of-war.livejournal.com]

Of course. Why wouldn't I? A good, honest woman. What's better than that?

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

I am very pleased by your reasoning!

[hound-of-war.livejournal.com]

Well then... I'm pleased... that you're pleased?

[give him a break he's been drinking too... when is he not.]

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

*Len thinks that's funny... or at least right now she does.*

Very good, very good... It seems that we've come to an agreement.