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Nov. 16th, 2010 08:38 pm
kinpika: (This Is Me Giving A Fuck)
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[So...a king and a cat were sitting on a porch drinking wine. This is clearly the path to a joke, right? WHO KNOWS but they've both been drinking for a while. You can tell because Gil is outside without a shirt but has awesome tattoos and White Len is wearing pajamas.

Even worse, they're eying up every passerby, including you.]


And where would you put that mongrel at?

Six... he really is quite dull. Average doesn't interest me in the slightest.

Hahaha! I would not even put him past a two! Fools will always be fools!

[Guess what? They're looking at you next. They will be tagging in separate threads since we both may not be around at all times.]

Date: 2010-11-17 01:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
"I knew it! You're just like all the others! You humans are all the same!"

[Points accusingly.]

"Enemy of the ocean!"

Date: 2010-11-17 01:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com
Be a mongrel and I will treat you like a mongrel. That is simple enough.

Date: 2010-11-17 01:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
What did the ocean ever do to you, anyway? We just mind our own business, and you humans dump your trash and oil in our home!

Date: 2010-11-17 01:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com
Hmph! Blame the humans of today. My subjects were models of what it meant to be a perfect human.

Date: 2010-11-17 01:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
It is humans today! They're the problem! It never used to be this way. They used to appreciate the wonderful gifts of the sea!

Date: 2010-11-17 02:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com
Then cease complaining. I have little to do with them.

Date: 2010-11-17 02:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
So you don't mind if I conquer them, then!

Date: 2010-11-17 02:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com
You are already dead.

Date: 2010-11-17 02:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
"...?"

[Blinks and begins patting herself down to check.]

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