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[kinpika]

[So...a king and a cat were sitting on a porch drinking wine. This is clearly the path to a joke, right? WHO KNOWS but they've both been drinking for a while. You can tell because Gil is outside without a shirt but has awesome tattoos and White Len is wearing pajamas.

Even worse, they're eying up every passerby, including you.]

And where would you put that mongrel at?

Six... he really is quite dull. Average doesn't interest me in the slightest.

Hahaha! I would not even put him past a two! Fools will always be fools!

[Guess what? They're looking at you next. They will be tagging in separate threads since we both may not be around at all times.]

Comments

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

You are talking in circles, mongrel. You have heard my answer.

[forgottenshiki.livejournal.com]

In that case, I have no business wasting time with a self-proclaimed king.

[turns to leave]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I will be sure to kill you.

[forgottenshiki.livejournal.com]

For what? For not acknowledging your claim? To think you'd value a stranger's claim so highly.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

For attempting to criticize your king. Lowly mongrels should know their place.

[forgottenshiki.livejournal.com]

And "kings" should learn to accept criticism to be accepted by their subjects. You still haven't given any reason to believe you.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

You have no right to supply that criticism, which is why you will face death.

[forgottenshiki.livejournal.com]

[He'd just laugh it off and leave, but he can't deny how easy it would be to kill him in his current state.] And how do you plan to achieve that?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[:)]

[forgottenshiki.livejournal.com]

[Not a single hint, huh? He'll have to deal with it when it comes then. Goodbye, blondie.]