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[kinpika]

[Wait for it.

Oh, there it is.

A CRASH sounds with the phone is suddenly knocked off the hook and floor dialed. Explosions, pings, and sonic booms tear across the speakers as Gilgamesh absolutely wrecks the living room of his house with the various weapons spewing from his treasury. Finally, with one final smash, a gigantic hammer rips down the wall in the living room. After that, Gilgamesh picks up the phone off the ground.]

FUHAHAHAHA!!

To think that you would attempt to lock me in that torment. What cheek you foolish leaders have! But even you could not hold back this king. Oh no! Your mind manipulation was not successful in the slightest and I will reclaim all that is mine from your vile grasps!

So which one of you fools wishes for a fight to the death? Speak up so that the Golden King can bring down his judgement upon your beady eyes and forked tongues, you lowlife ground crawlers!

[Yeah, he's a bit off his rocker at the moment. Unwanted droning will do that to a king.]

Comments

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

... Oh, you're back.

*Yeah, this voice says she doesn't care but maybe she really did want him to come back. Not that she'd ever admit it.*

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

You fool. I was never gone.

[kinda-crabby.livejournal.com]

Why the fuck is everyone here completely insane?! Worse than that, annoying? Shut up, douchebag!

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

You have no right to such words, mongrel. As a king, I can do what I wish, regardless of the whining from the rabble that exist below me.

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

Hnn. Welcome back to the land of the living. Now keep it the fuck down.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

You have no room to speak, drunkard, whose actions are driven by alcohol.

[fated_blade]

[It had been long enough that she HAD to come back, but...this is not what she was expecting...]

What the hell are you doing to the house?!

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Showing these fools why attempting to fool with the king is a sin on itself.

Action

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

[Garviel picks up the phone. His face turns grim. He hangs up. He heads to the bedroom, assembling the carbine with an expression of determination, shrugging into his clothes a moment later. He stops, kneels, grabs a piece of paper, and write out a oath of the moment to himself. Unable to fix it to his non-existent battle plate, he instead puts it in the breast pocket of his jacket. He loads a magazine into the carbine, slips two more into his pockets, grabs several knives, spends a moment to look at Arizona and Ryohei, then heads off wordlessly, into the night.]

(So, is gilgamesh rampaging around town randomly, then?)

Action

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[Just his house. The source of all evils at this moment.]

( Phone )

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Do not speak as if I would purchase clothing from a budget rate fool.

[goldensymphony.livejournal.com]

Being that loud is a little disruptive...don't you think?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

You shut your mouth, mongrel. It is the right of a king to be disruptive.

[Action]

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... will you leave my room intact, please...?

[Action]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I had no interest in your room in the first place.

[phone]

[gandere]

[Rin hasn't quite figured out that if she covers the receiver, things are not as easily heard. However, by time Gilgamesh picks up his phone, he gets this lovely bit:]

Hey Archer, that stupid idiot is calling! You sure you don't want to take this phone call?

[phone]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I have no wish to speak with the counterfeit.

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

Nena would love to fight, but she doesn't have any of her weapons with her at the moment. Sorry!

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Tch. Worthless whore.

[wizardoftheweek.livejournal.com]

Please shut up already.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Quiet, harlot! You have no right to make demands.

[byeontae-geomi.livejournal.com]

Well well, if it isn't his majesty. Been too long, goldilocks.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Too long as it was. Time has been wasted.

[doudemoe]

Shut up.

[You're interrupting important sleep. >:|]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Quiet, mongrel. You have no right to make demands to a king.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But I'm not ready yet! Give me another month or two!

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

You have had enough time! A single day should have been when you were ready!

[mansfirsttrap.livejournal.com]

[And even though Gil won't see it, he'll probably hear the displeased sigh on the other end of the phone.]

I was worried what happened to you... was that the trick of those gods you've mentioned?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, yes. Those fools have overstepped their bounds for the last time.

[vytis]

[He's never picking up the phone at work again.]

Um. Are you declaring war on the bakery, or was this a wrong number?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I have no intention of destroying your foul confectionery store.