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[kinpika]

[Outside of the cosplay cafe at 1245 Williams, Saber and Gilgamesh were dressed and prepped. Of course, Gil was playing the role of caring, experience worker. And doing his best to embarrass Saber doing a pretty damn good job at it.]

First thing you should keep in mind is to always have a smile on your face! If you can blush, that's bonus points because that looks cute and this job is all about being cute.

Smile...blush...cute...is that really necessary?

If you can't at least smile and look cute, you'll get fired. But I'm sure that'll come naturally to you, Saber!

[Saber tries to smile but it's rather awkward.]

H-how is this?

I suppose that's close enough. Can you do that while greeting someone? Try it!

[She was always one to rise to a challenge. So with that awkward smile and a bit too much enthusiasm, she turned and greeted a guest.]

Hello, sir! WELCOME!

[Saber is blue and Gilgamesh is red. Both will be tagging in separate threads so go nuts.]

Comments

[wonribbons.livejournal.com]

[Hi, fellow workers!]

... I don't think that's how you do it.

[fated_blade]

What is wrong with it?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

It is missing a little, isn't it?

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

[Ruri peers over from the table she's cleaning]

I don't know. I've always just been me.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

You're a little different. Saber doesn't really cater to anyone...

[fated_blade]

Well...you are a sweet enough girl, Ruri...

[labarbebleue.livejournal.com]

[A man with bulging eyes and wearing a scarf and jacket enters the cafe. Curious at what was going on in here, Caster decided to pique his curiosity. And just look at what he found...]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Erk-!

[Ew oh god why. People in costumes. Not that Gil minds but ew, Caster.]

[fated_blade]

Caster!

[Immediately, she's on her guard]

[gandere]

[ Original intent: tease Goldie.

New intent: Try to not get caught staring at Saber. ]

You could use some work, Saber.

[fated_blade]

R-Rin?! Wh-what are you--

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[>teasing Goldie
>implying he doesn't enjoy the attention]

Yeah, there's room for improvement.

[sonthatdisappoints]

[So there he was, just minding his own business on his way home from school, when he spots not one, but three familiar people through the window. And that smile Dad!Mom was trying? It was very disturbing.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[HAY SON, HOW ARE YOU.]

You should come join us!

[fated_blade]

oh, Mordred, would you like to have a seat?

[FOR HER SON, REAL, NATURAL SMILE]

[mineisforponies.livejournal.com]

[ Why can't any of her children live normal lives full of killing their worthless fathers and getting revenge on her behalf? ]

Get out of those clothes.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

No way! This is how I earn money!

[manipulator_of_objects]

[She pauses to stare for a moment, maybe she's considering Gilgamesh's words. Either way that moment passes and she turns to enter the cafe but not before speaking up.]

She should do what is natural, being uncomfortable will just make her less efficient.

[Says the woman who never smiles and and is nearly always deadpan.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

That's not true at all. Expanding your boundaries is the only way to improve yourself.

[doudemoe]

[Sup fellow employee]

Not bad.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Can you teach her how to be more moe?

hi i am spamming you

[herooflove.livejournal.com]

I give you a seven out of ten for your greeting. [ This is one angelic trainee twirling around on her toes. ] If you could put a bit more enthusiasm behind your greeting, you'd score pretty high. Oh, your skirt isn't nearly short enough for this kind of outfit either. I guess it could be because you're both pretty tiny though...

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Saber can't wear a shorter skirt! I won't allow it!

[answerer-sword.livejournal.com]

Ah...I need a map...

[Bazett has managed to get lost again even though she has technically been all over before. To be fair, the last two times, she was either hallucinating or Mayfield had been destroyed.]

What the...?

[She can only stand dumbfounded at the sight of the two very familiar maids. She blanches as she sees the younger one and tries to sneak away before he notices her.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Heeeey! Where are you going?

[adropofjupiter.livejournal.com]

Why are you both wearing maid outfits?

[Guess who doesn't know about the cosplay cafe?]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Because it's fun. Why else would it do it?

[redthenightless.livejournal.com]

...this again? And now you've roped a new one in.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

That's funny. I was just talking about how I was thinking of killing you some day.

[imoutos]

[ Well, Nadeko lives at 1245 Williams Road, so of course she occasionally stops by her not!mother's cosplay cafe every once in a while. She blinks a bit though as she's suddenly greeted, seeming to shy up as usual. ]

A-- a-ah, h-h-hi..!

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Is something wrong, onee-san?

[gezellighe.livejournal.com]

[He hadn't been to the cafe since Japan had left. Anyway, why couldn't he just go somewhere to eat. It didn't mean anything.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Ooh! Hi, jii-san!

[ryougi]

[GOD WHAT IS THIS SUDDEN YELLING she can't even do a job in peace can she.]

Look, you don't have to shout it, alright?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't be so mean to Saber, onee-san.