15th

[kinpika]

[Ko-Gil is here, walking down your street.]

Whew...I should probably save up money for more cake. I wonder if I'll get fat if I eat too much...

[DID SOMEONE IMPLY GIL NEEDED MORE MONEY? Oh, yes, it was a something that came as a slip of the tongue but...

...A+ rank in Golden Rule states that Gilgamesh is so rich, money will pretty much appear out of quantum space for him.

Which is a problem because the mailbox beside him is shaking and looking like it's about to burst. And it suddenly opens up, spewing gold coins and twenty dollar bills all over Gilgamesh.]

UWAAAH!

[The boy makes a break for it but every other mailbox in line keeps doing the same. Looks like one skill is out of control.]

Someone help me!!! I'm going to be buried in my own money!!

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[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Lancer-san, help!

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

You're lucky I tolerate you, kid.

[YOINK, and Gilgamesh would be pulled into said tree by the back of his shirt.]

What the hell did you do this time?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[Safe from open holes....for the moment. He also refuses to bring up you know what.]

I think I convinced myself I'm running out of money.

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

You? I thought you were supposed to be the richest idiot in history or something.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

It was just a slip of the tongue, that's all.

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

...And now the whole city's going to be flooded by an avalanche of gold.

I'm not sure if I should be annoyed or impressed.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I'm the King of Heroes, you should be impressed! And it should stop as long as I'm not near something.

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

. . .

I suppose if you caught me borrowing some you'd start throwing swords at me.

[Which wasn't saying that Lancer wasn't going to try at some point any way.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

If you want a loan, just ask. But it's definitely a loan.

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

...Maybe if I get desperate.

[Really desperate. Brink-of-death type desperate.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, that's right...

...I told Rin-san that I'd kill you.

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

[>mfw]

...Run that one by me again?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

She walked all over my honor and since you're her servant, I have to kill you.

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

Now that you mention it, I think she did say something along those lines a while ago.

[what is taking things seriously.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I don't have to explain it to you then.

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

I hope you'd at least give me a fair fight.

[oh lookit that, there's now a lance in his hand.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Any fight against me is unfair. I'm a Servant, not a genie so I can't grant wishes.

[Not even doing anything.]

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

I don't think it'd be a great idea to underestimate me, Gilgamesh.

So are we going to get out of this tree and fight, or are you just going to keep giving me that stupid look?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

You're pretty serious, aren't you? Fighting me isn't like fighting Archer. I don't even have to raise a hand to defeat you.

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

I'm always serious when it comes to a fight.

You think so? Why don't we find out for sure?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I'll take it easy on you then.

[Hopping out of the tree.]

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

Hey, you do that and I'll have to just kill you.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I already know about your Noble Phantasm so you don't have any advantage of surprise.

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be so sure.

[Lancer knew two things: one, Gilgamesh would have been right, had Lancer still been Kotomine's Servant. Two, Servant Lancer was connected to a magus with considerably more potential. So although his Noble Phantasm wasn't a surprise, the increase in speed and power more than likely would be.]

[He just had to not fuck up. Not fucking up would be good. Lancer jumped out of the tree and spun his lance around a few times in one hand.]

You're not honestly going to fight me like that.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[Gil hops about five steps backwards but stuffs his hands in his pocket.]

We'll see about that.