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[kinpika]

[Ko-Gil is here, walking down your street.]

Whew...I should probably save up money for more cake. I wonder if I'll get fat if I eat too much...

[DID SOMEONE IMPLY GIL NEEDED MORE MONEY? Oh, yes, it was a something that came as a slip of the tongue but...

...A+ rank in Golden Rule states that Gilgamesh is so rich, money will pretty much appear out of quantum space for him.

Which is a problem because the mailbox beside him is shaking and looking like it's about to burst. And it suddenly opens up, spewing gold coins and twenty dollar bills all over Gilgamesh.]

UWAAAH!

[The boy makes a break for it but every other mailbox in line keeps doing the same. Looks like one skill is out of control.]

Someone help me!!! I'm going to be buried in my own money!!

Comments

[flameyedhunter.livejournal.com]

[ Shana stops by, watching Ko-gil while munchin on a snack. ]

Hmmm, what will you give me if I save you?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[This isn't a debatable topic, Shana.

When Gil runs by, she'll feel her shoes getting a little tight. Yep, dollar bills appearing in there.]

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

. . .

You have got to be kidding me.

[Says the flat-broke Servant sitting in a nearby tree.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Lancer-san, help!

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

[Ruri stares at him]

"Gilgamesh, are you loosing control of your powers?"

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

This isn't a power of mine!

[Sob, he wants to talk so he keeps an eye out for any errant open holes that money could appear in.]

[fated_blade]

...oddly, it seems appropriate to let you drown in your own wealth.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

That's so mean, Saber!

[Not that it deters him from leaping up and trying to grab onto Saber.]

[adropofjupiter.livejournal.com]

[She'd been secluding herself inside, but when she heard a particularly familiar sound (something exploding) she looked out the window.

...that's a lot of money.

Marisa's just going to silently slip out of her house and start gathering up money.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[He's still running but hey!]

Don't touch that! It's gold out of my treasury!

[gandere]

[ Don't mind Rin standing in the sidewalk as she kicks around the coins with her foot, an annoyed look on her face. ]

Just coins and bills? [ A sigh. ] Worthless. It's all worthless, Goldie.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

You're the one who is worthless, Rin-san.

[nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com]

[Watching this all wide-eyed]

What the flying fuck--?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Save me!!

[thug-disease.livejournal.com]

[Oh look Yamame is playing in the sea of money and giggling madly.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Help me!!

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[Slugger creeps up on one of the mailboxes as it shivers and bloats out of shape on the verge of detonation. Golden bat raised, he takes a hard swing at it. There's no reason for this reckless behavior other than to see what'll happen and, of course, what happens is an explosion.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[AN EXPLOSION OF CASH AND GOLD.]

[gotmorbucks]

[ajghklasdjglsgh

SDJKLDSJGLJWSDL SHE IS

SHE CANNOT BELIEVE]

This is completely and totally UNFAIR!!

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

It is!!

[notlikethemovie.livejournal.com]

[Mika is limping home when the boy runs by, but that isn't the problem. Her hackles rise just in time for her to get bowled over by a wave of coin that erupts from a mailbox. Her right leg buckles and she goes down with a pained shriek.

Obviously now is a good time to demand answers.]

YOU BRAT! What the hell did you do?!

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I didn't do it on purpose!!

[heart-x-strings.livejournal.com]

Ah! Gilgamesh-kun! [She happened to be passing by when she heard that moeshriek. And she hurriedly tries to push away the piles of coins to fish the boy out.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Onee-san, I'm dying....

[evers-hacker.livejournal.com]

[April just blinks and stares.]

... What the hell?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I don't know....

[shoulda-toined.livejournal.com]

(Swimming in the cascade of wealth while humming "We're In the Money".)

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[Running from piles of money because being Ko-Gil is suffering.]