14th | Level 4

[kinpika]

I don't really care but...

...the history books can be wrong about me. When I died, I was killed by my own grief.

Not to mention that I really hate snakes. I go out of my way to kill any snake I see. They've ruined my life so I've vowed to ruin theirs.

I also love Saber but her heart belongs to someone else so I'm out of luck. [so much sadness]

Sometimes I think Lancer-san can be pretty cool but he's mostly a loser. Him and the other Lancer are pretty suspicious though. Someone should ask them about that. I'm pretty jealous that Rin-san picked him over me though, especially since I could beat him up any day.

The last Lancer, Enkidu, will forever be the one I love most. If anyone touches him without my permission, I'll kill them.

Right now, I wish I could cover my mouth but that would be pretty cowardly. If you abuse this day, you might regret it though.

Comments

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Lancer likes men so don't expect much from him.

I don't know. Did you meet the other Rider? He's the second strongest servant.

[gandere]

I can't really blame him. He has horrid luck with women. Wait, what are you even trying to imply!?

[ Huffing up. ]

That Alexander guy? He isn't the second strongest Servant. You are.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I'm saying he likes doing the things they do in Yaoi comics.

I'm the strongest. Even Saber was awed and put in her place by Rider's Noble Phantasm.

[gandere]

What's yaoi? You can't say things like that if I don't know the meaning behind it.

Saber is the most outstanding Servant, Gilgamesh. Someone like you should be able to recognize that. I would classify you as the second strongest, then maybe this Rider as the third strongest. I know a lot about Servants, so I don't know why you're going to waste your time arguing with me.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Yaoi is when two men do it.

I know more about servants than you, Rin-san.

[gandere]

When two men do what? Fight?

Prove it by telling me everything you know about Servants then.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Have sex.

Rin-san, that's rather cruel. If I really have to answer that, I'll be mad.

[gandere]

Men can't have sex with other men. Right? I mean there's no possible way when I think about it.

I don't find anything cruel about the desire to acquire more information, especially when you're like this. I should be careful though because you're tricky and could easily turn it on me. Well, it is a risk I'm willing to take. I think. What will you do if you get mad?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Yes they can. You're just not thinking hard enough.

If I get mad, I might beat up Lancer. I'd do it to you but more people would get mad.

[gandere]

Then why don't you explain it to me?

I would be easier right now since Archer is gone. [ She totally didn't mean to say that. ] Erk, don't you even think about it! I'll beat you up for even thinking about it! Picking on Lancer when he's not even a Servant yet is just unfair! [ A groan. ] I don't even know why I'm still waiting for him. If it came down to it, I'd rather fight for him instead of having him fight for me.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

To put it simply, they use the butt.

Oh? That's funny about Archer but when it comes to beating up Lancer, it's better that way. Especially since you would rather fight me. It makes you feel worse for being dishonorable.

[gandere]

Why would they use that? That sounds gross. I'm going to use a Command Spell forbidding such behavior the moment I can!

It isn't funny at all! [ Hmph. ] He watched over me and now I'm just defenseless. He said he broke out of the last two within a day, so it is only a matter of time before he returns. That's all there is to it. So I won't be without a guardian for long. Don't you dare take advantage of it!

Why would I ever feel bad for being dishonorable when it comes to gaining information? I'll protect Lancer since it is my fault he'll be in trouble. So tell me about the Servants in this town, as well as any others you would know about

Especially about that third Lancer..

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

You should! Just so Lancer can be sad even more.

...fine. The other Lancer is my brother, Enkidu. His Noble Phantasm is the Chains of Heaven. Rider's Noble Phantasm is a reality marble that summons his entire Honor Guard as low level Servants.

[gandere]

Why would it make Lancer sad? Such a gross act can't be good for him.

Your brother? I wonder if there are any books in the library that talk about the two of you. I'm not really familiar with the story. And wow, that's an impressive set of Noble Phantasms.

But let's talk about your own. I've seen it, but it was brief.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Because you shouldn't get in the way of true love.

...my Gate of Babylon has every Noble Phantasm in existence in it. If it doesn't have a certain one, then it has the predecessor. But it isn't my true Noble Phantasm. Ea, the Sword of Separation, is my real weapon and it is unbeatable.

[gandere]

... They are really in love?

Not even Saber can defeat your true Noble Phantasm even with the most outstanding magus as her Master?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Yes, they are.

She can defeat me if she has her true Noble Phantasm, Avalon. But she doesn't.

[gandere]

Oh.. well then, I shouldn't get in the way of their love. I'll tease them about it though.

Avalon... Why doesn't she have her true Noble Phantasm? Did this town take it from her?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

She doesn't have it because she lost it. Someone stole it from her during her lifetime.

[gandere]

That's so cruel. You're really more powerful than her because of that?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Yes, I am.

[gandere]

Are you really going to hurt Lancer cause of this conversation?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[gandere]

You'll have to fight me first. I can't believe I'm willing to die for a stupid Servant.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I won't let you, Rin-san.