11th

[kinpika]

[Oh yes, a potion of youth.

Of course the king who owns everything has this in his treasury. But while he's out, he decides to take a detour for ice cream. And other sweets.

But that detour has other detours. The boy king stops at every house along the way, knocking at the door. This is doubly sure if he knows who's there.]

Hello? Hello? Is there anyone home today? I want to talk.

[Of course, you can catch him at home too.

But fair warning. This post may contain hugs. Just saying.]

Comments

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

We'll see.

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

...Stop looking at me like that, it's a little weird.

[Or really weird.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Looking at you like what?

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

Like you're planning something to make my life miserable. Last I checked, you liked to do that.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Every day of your life is miserable. I don't have any hand in that!

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

You sure as hell don't help.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Maybe you have problems because you don't eat enough sugar.

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

Or maybe it's because I have to deal with a gilded idiot who thinks he's the greatest thing ever to exist.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Haaah! I wonder who that could be.

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

...

[Lancer couldn't quite stop himself from smirking at that.]

No idea. He's so unimportant it seems I've forgotten his name.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Must have been some Irish king.

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

Real funny, kid.

[And yet somehow he wasn't half as annoyed as he should've been. Goddamnit, Gilgamesh wasn't supposed to be cute.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

People always laugh at my jokes.

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

Sure it's not just you they're laughing at?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

They laugh because they have to.

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

Or what, face the wrath of a ten-year-old tyrant?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Something like that. But I wouldn't kill my subjects.

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

I'd hope not, at least. You'd probably run out of them in a week.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I would tell you a good story but I decided it was too long.

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

I can't imagine the King of Heroes bothering to have the patience to tell me much of anything.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

It's a good story though!

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

Then why not tell it? It isn't as if I don't have time.

[Lancer would deny forever any notion that he might have liked Gilgamesh this way. But it beat the hell out of the usual jackass he dealt with.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[Except when Ko-Gil has EX Rank luck and destroys you at card games, just saiyan.]

Let's see...one time, I called ten servants before me...

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

[>mfw]

Yeah? I'm listening.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I ordered them to be executed. [And this story is horribly mangled.] Then I took my words back because it would have been a waste to kill such good servants.