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[kinpika]

I find this extensive killing that these fools are attempting to do is only worthy of a dung beetle's praise. For the sake of ridding the world of useless trash, I am willing to temporarily forget about your past transgressions to offer my support. What do you say, oh King of Knights, Irish Hound, and you two other fools? [NO RESPECT FOR COUNTERFEITS AND HALF-BREEDS]




Rejoice, mongrels, for you are about to receive an offer of extreme value.

Your king does not approve of these vile insects infesting our ranks and spreading their diseases among us. The only person allowed to kill any of you is myself and I will not accept any other. If you proclaim your allegiance to me, the King of Heroes, you will be protected from the lowlifes who wish to do you harm. Your king will have it no other way. What say you, mongrels?

Comments

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[That's why they call me chaotic/good.]

Anyone would be angry at his possessions being destroyed for no reason. The fact that they have no face makes it all the more vexing.

[hound-of-war.livejournal.com]

As always, you have a twisted way of seeing things. But bastards like them who don't obey any rules of war... tch, where's there pride?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

It was probably lost when they crawled among the shit heaps.

[hound-of-war.livejournal.com]

Well said. That does explain a good deal about them, like their disgusting stench.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Hoo? You have already been up close and personal with them?

[hound-of-war.livejournal.com]

I don't have to get up close. Their mere presence is stinking up the entire town.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! You really are a dog!

[hound-of-war.livejournal.com]

[Even though he is, and does particularly mind being called one... Gil's tone still pisses him off.]

Shut up.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I wasn't aware that the sense of smell was among the abilities a servant could possess.

Still, even I admit your persistence to live even after death can come in handy.

[hound-of-war.livejournal.com]

Likewise, among us your ability is probably the best for this situation.

[he won't admit you're probably the best for every situation]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Do not be so quick as to dismiss Saber. The world's finest sword can only be matched by one other and that is one not currently in my possession.

[hound-of-war.livejournal.com]

Oh? How surprisingly humble of you, King of Heroes.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

She is my greatest prize. Bragging about her is natural.

[hound-of-war.livejournal.com]

[sigh. false alarm.]

Right. She's all your's.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Heh. A shame none of our foes here will be female. I would enjoy watching you struggle.

[hound-of-war.livejournal.com]

That would pose a dilemma, indeed. I guess I'm lucky, for once.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Count your blessings because I doubt that will happen again in your lifetime.

[hound-of-war.livejournal.com]

...stranger things have happened. But tch, you're probably right.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Have they? I would be interested in hearing about it.

[hound-of-war.livejournal.com]

Maybe when time is more readily available.

My exploits would take days to tell.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

The modern invention of Air Conditioning will do me well after all the hot air. Or perhaps I can enlist you to warm my house as the year draws to an end.

[hound-of-war.livejournal.com]

Oho? You should be careful. Without hot air, I fear you'd deflate and fly away like a balloon.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[Why do I get bumsore so easily]

Something you have experience with, Lancer?

[hound-of-war.livejournal.com]

[snark snark snark]

On this matter, I have no choice but to concede my defeat to you.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

You are lucky the results of this conversation will be delayed.