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[kinpika]

I find this extensive killing that these fools are attempting to do is only worthy of a dung beetle's praise. For the sake of ridding the world of useless trash, I am willing to temporarily forget about your past transgressions to offer my support. What do you say, oh King of Knights, Irish Hound, and you two other fools? [NO RESPECT FOR COUNTERFEITS AND HALF-BREEDS]




Rejoice, mongrels, for you are about to receive an offer of extreme value.

Your king does not approve of these vile insects infesting our ranks and spreading their diseases among us. The only person allowed to kill any of you is myself and I will not accept any other. If you proclaim your allegiance to me, the King of Heroes, you will be protected from the lowlifes who wish to do you harm. Your king will have it no other way. What say you, mongrels?

Comments

[hound-of-war.livejournal.com]

...stranger things have happened. But tch, you're probably right.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Have they? I would be interested in hearing about it.

[hound-of-war.livejournal.com]

Maybe when time is more readily available.

My exploits would take days to tell.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

The modern invention of Air Conditioning will do me well after all the hot air. Or perhaps I can enlist you to warm my house as the year draws to an end.

[hound-of-war.livejournal.com]

Oho? You should be careful. Without hot air, I fear you'd deflate and fly away like a balloon.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[Why do I get bumsore so easily]

Something you have experience with, Lancer?

[hound-of-war.livejournal.com]

[snark snark snark]

On this matter, I have no choice but to concede my defeat to you.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

You are lucky the results of this conversation will be delayed.

[hound-of-war.livejournal.com]

Ha! I'm alright with a raincheck.