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I know there are fools out there who think they can be equal to me, he who stands in the heavens. I have seen your handwriting and written claims to greatness. So I issue this challenge now.

If you think you can best the Hero King of Uruk, Gilgamesh, in combat, seek out your challenge now. I do not wish to see your mangy faces after this day.

Now come to the park! Let's see you be the ocean against the sea wall - the wind blowing at the mountain. You may get somewhere in a few thousand years!!

FUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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[Of course Gil will be waiting at the park! Whether you heard the phone call or not, he'll be chilling out on a bench with his legs crossed, uncaring about the chilly weather conditions.]

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Date: 2011-12-13 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com
[NOPE LAUGHING EVEN MORE.]

Punch me?! How will you do that when you refuse to fight? Can you even invoke your noble phantasm in that state? How pitiful!!

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Date: 2011-12-13 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com
. . .

[Oh...fuck. He hadn't thought of that.]

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Date: 2011-12-13 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com
Was it just your voice? Hmm, do your vocal cords still move?

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Date: 2011-12-13 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com
[Now he was just ignoring Gilgamesh and trying to work this out. Sighing in annoyance, that made a sound. And the few attempts he'd made at laughing did make some kind of sound, no matter how slight.]

[So...maybe he could activate his Noble Phantasm? But dammit, even Lancer didn't want to risk everything on a 'maybe' as big as that.]

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Date: 2011-12-13 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com
Answer my question, fool!

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Date: 2011-12-13 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com
[Scribble scribble scribble.]

'WillyoushutupIamtryingtothink!'

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Date: 2011-12-13 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com
Ah, fine. I cannot expect a dog to even know what vocal chords are.

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Date: 2011-12-13 04:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com
[Sure he did, he wasn't stupid. But at the moment he was a little busy trying to figure out if he'd essentially cut off his arm as far as combat went.]

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Date: 2011-12-13 04:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com
[THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR HAVING A HALFASSED MASTER]

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