13th

[kinpika]

Are people really killing each other just because they were told to? But I thought I civilized everyone so they wouldn't have to do this kind of thing. I guess humanity has really fallen huh?

[Well, HE TRIED but he's a king and can do what he wants and not be held by the same standards.]

I'm not going to be scared either way. Cowering inside and hoping nobody will come after you is pretty much the worst possible thing to do. I've got some red paint if you want to make it worse. Since I'm pretty good at art, I could draw a pretty neat target on your back with it. What do you say?

[Being the child KING he is, he's not going to sit indoors. Instead, he's chilling outside, in a chair on his front porch. Maybe he's hoping his target will walk by, no matter how low the chances are. Oh well, EX-Rank luck can only carry him so far.]

Comments

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Kings can just change the law. Like King Henry the 8th! He wanted to divorce his wife and when the pope said no, he just made his own state religion!

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Pretty sure even kings can't make it legal to kill people bro. That law's more or less untouchable. Downright entrenched in the tenets of jurisprudence.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

You have trouble thinking outside the box, don't you? They can just make up a law that the person they want to kill can't help but break and then call it an execution.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Okay yeah I admit I'm not that great at finding creative ways to commit murder. It's a personal problem that really gets in the way of my homicidal urges.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

You don't seem to have any problem in trying to get other people to indulge your urges.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Yeah, except I was joking. I don't want you to actually go around and commit mass murder, especially since that'd probably include killing me too. No thanks.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Th-That's a pretty cruel thing to joke about.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Okay let's set this ground rule for future reference then. If I casually suggest you do something that would bring about my demise, I'm probably not being serious.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

...okay.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Cool I think other than that we're pretty much set.

As long as we don't get offed by some other maniac anyway.