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[kinpika]

[This is a bar post.

AKA

Gilgamesh is working at the bar. Well, working isn't exactly the word that could be used here. He's sitting behind the bar, reading a comic book with all the liquor set out on the bar free for the taking. Gilgamesh likes comic books, this is canon.

Maybe you're thirsty after doing some exploring on the new road and are stopping in. In that case, if you take a seat at the bar, Gilgamesh will glance in your direction but unless you've got something to say, enjoy the free alcohol. If you're someone he recognizes good at fighting, he's got a special surprise for you.

If you're underage...

...well, he doesn't care. This is how things roll in Ancient Sumeria.]

Comments

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I do this job because I must. Do not think I am serving you in any fashion.

[thunderousnei.livejournal.com]

[That just earns a laugh from Nei]

You think I hadn't noticed? You have the liquor lined up for anyone to take while you read. It isn't my fault you forgot to put glasses up on the counter too.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

It is simple enough to drink out of the bottle. Only a undeserving rat would ask for a glass.

[thunderousnei.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, you have that quite wrong. You see, rats have no thumbs to hold the glass, hence they are rats and lower lifeforms. I happen to have thumbs, so a glass is necessary. Or, are you stupid and don't know that?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

You are stupid not to realize that crawling in trash day in and day out like you are apt to qualifies you to be a rat and a mongrel.

[thunderousnei.livejournal.com]

Trash? [Nei laughs, and leans forward a bit nearer to Gilgamesh] Aren't you being presumptuous little boy, acting as if you know me?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Trash. You are a woman and that is all I need to know about you.

[thunderousnei.livejournal.com]

[Oh Gil, did you have to say that particular set of words? The smile which had been on Nei's lips, perhaps just a tad playful even in the coldness of the debate, changed. She let her fingers run over the top of the bottle she was messing with and lifted it as if to pour it's contents into the glass. Instead, she turned it and moved the bottle in such a way that the contents would douse Gilgamesh if he didn't move.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[>Gil
>move

Naw. But a shield does appear to handily catch the airborne alcohol]

[thunderousnei.livejournal.com]

Hmm, some magic skill I see.

[But her eyes remain annoyed, but they remained on him, unintimidated]

I suppose you think that you're suave, pulling a move like that? I've seen better from girls.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

As king of the world, I do not even have to avoid your attacks. That is how powerful I am.

[thunderousnei.livejournal.com]

What's that? King of the imbeciles? That explains everything.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Another foolish supposition from the mouth of the weaker sex.

[thunderousnei.livejournal.com]

Yes, you are quite the weaker sex. Thank you for admitting it. Now, why don't you be a good little boy and toddle home to Mommy?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Fuhahahaha! If you are going to insult someone, do not try and turn what they say against them so idiotically.

[thunderousnei.livejournal.com]

I'd do better, but you're not worth the breath.

[Oh, now she's going to look bored. She leans over to grab another glass, not caring about the fact Gilgamesh is probably still there; it seems she is saying he doesn't scare her.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Considering this place is already at an appropriate temperature, we do not need you to blow hot air.

[thunderousnei.livejournal.com]

Funny, thought that was you. You act as if you're some god-given gift, but all I see is a little prick.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! I am greater than the gods! Even they fear me.

[thunderousnei.livejournal.com]

I don't. Men like you are a waste of flesh.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

And women are a waste of creation, the bane of all that men do.

[thunderousnei.livejournal.com]

Oh, does that mean you like to sleep with men then? Shoulda known.

[She'll take another bottle now, pouring the contents into the glass, and looks across at him]

It's too bad I'm fairly sure you're more powerful at the moment, or else I'd love to hand you that arrogant ass of yours on a silver platter.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Hmph, I would sleep with whomever I find beautiful.

And I doubt you will ever gain such power.

[thunderousnei.livejournal.com]

Then your words contradict you. And I have more power than I have presently, but this place seems to enjoy taking it.

Ch... This alcohol tastes like shit. It's got to be the company.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

It tastes like dung because you have never tasted real alcohol. Nor will you ever taste.