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[kinpika]

I find this extensive killing that these fools are attempting to do is only worthy of a dung beetle's praise. For the sake of ridding the world of useless trash, I am willing to temporarily forget about your past transgressions to offer my support. What do you say, oh King of Knights, Irish Hound, and you two other fools? [NO RESPECT FOR COUNTERFEITS AND HALF-BREEDS]




Rejoice, mongrels, for you are about to receive an offer of extreme value.

Your king does not approve of these vile insects infesting our ranks and spreading their diseases among us. The only person allowed to kill any of you is myself and I will not accept any other. If you proclaim your allegiance to me, the King of Heroes, you will be protected from the lowlifes who wish to do you harm. Your king will have it no other way. What say you, mongrels?

Comments

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

...You're actually willing to ally yourself with others? This I got to see.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I am a king, not a fool. Spreading the share of trash cleaning is only natural.

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

Whatever you want to call it I'll join. This has gone on long enough. I'm sure you have some kind of plan.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

As much as it disgusts me to dirty my treasures, I simply will keep shooting them until they die.

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[...]

I thought you had a plan with a bit more tact than just launching your treasury at them. But, I guess if you're willing to go to these limits then you're serious enough.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

They are cockroaches who keep coming even after being destroyed. Plans are worthless.

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

I see them more as ants. Regardless, they'll only keep coming until we remove the 'queen'.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Forget it. If my last attempt ended with myself defeated, you have little chance.

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[Huh. So he did went after them. And he missed it. Feels bad.]

Then why go after them when you know the chance is so small? Are you going to gamble on some flimsy miracle. [It would probably work, curse your high luck stat.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

You wish to hear the full story?

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

Do I? [Because he's worried that you'll just say it even if he says no.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, you're going to hear it.]

The mongrels invited the entire town over for a party. I decided to visit to see if the owners of this place could do at least one thing correct. They could not. [It was a shitty party]

One of their foolish children decided to pick a fight with me during my visit. He had the ability to turn all my attacks onto myself but...

...tch. The fool was not even using magic or a god-like ability. Even to me, it is clear that the people who live at that house possess something outside of my reach.

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

...[Okay after a moment of thinking, he's sure the 'mongrels' Gilgamesh is referring to this time are the Smith drones. The ones housing the little girl.]

There a lot of false lives like them, but that particular family houses a lot more authority than the others. The most defined group...and I've been hearing a lot of things about the little girl in there.

It doesn't answer my question though - why are you going after them, even after you acknowledge that defeating them is nigh impossible?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! I will simply see if I can destroy this entire town in one blow! I would like to see them turn that back around!

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[SILENCE. okay not really.]

...If you're going to be so serious, I guess I'll be too.

Just don't try to blow us up in the process. Not that we won't go back to the throne if this place is effectively gone anyway.