6 Action/Voice

[kinpika]

Snow. Hmph.

To think something so beautiful could exist. Each flake is nearly unobservable in size yet completely unlike every other one around it in appearance. Separate, they're easily blown away and yet together they can form almost any shape.

Worst of all, this was not created by me. Sumer was cold and dry in the winters and scorching but acceptable in the summer...no place for anything frozen. Instead, this wonderful creation will be credited to whatever dogshit god you happen to be worshiping.

I hate snow.

[He hates it so much that he's making a tower out of balls of snow. A tower of babel. Okay, not really. He's just storing snowballs in a pile. Even if he's currently jealous about snow, he can't help but marvel over it in the first week it's around. Of course, you can talk to him on the phone or in person, that's up to you.]

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[byeontae-geomi.livejournal.com]

-Juri here is taking her chances in person.-

A bit old to be playing in the snow, aren't you?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Is that so, you worthless woman. Are you even aware of how the term "play" came around?

Of course you don't.

[byeontae-geomi.livejournal.com]

-And she just laughs.- Whatever you need to tell yourself, goldy.

[fated_blade]

[She was used to snow, but she wasn't terribly fond of it. She'd gotten really sick one winter and since then didn't much care for it.

So, right now, she was just sitting at a window, watching him with a raised brow.

...it was like watching a large child.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

What do you think soldiers in my time did when not working in the fields?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[said through the window]

Join me, Saber.

[byeontae-geomi.livejournal.com]

Circlejerks?

[fated_blade]

Perhaps if you had asked nicely.

[It was open enough for them to hear one another.]

But I shant let you order me around.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! An uncreative and base answer! As expected from the weaker sex.

[byeontae-geomi.livejournal.com]

You still laughed.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Is that the fear of defeat upon your voice? Can this king, who hails from the hot valleys of Sumer outlast the king from the bleak island of England?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

You could say I was laughing at you.

[raising his hand and half the snowballs he made waver and then vanish]

I find it doubtful that you could amuse me.

[fated_blade]

[Annoyed scowl.]

I fear nothing, Gilgamesh. I simply do not see the point in getting unnecessarily cold.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[spinning a snowball on his finger]

I refuse to accept victory if you do not even battle, Saber. A victory not well gained is no victory at all.

[fated_blade]

Well then, it seems my refusal keeps you from a victory. I am content with the prospect.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Your refusal also prevents other prospects favorable to you.

[fated_blade]

Hoh? And what might those be?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I have not yet decided which means the terms are negotiable. But...if you lose...

[fated_blade]

[Raises a brow.]

If I lose? What exactly are you plotting?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

What does it seem like. I am challenging you to a fight involving this snow, Saber!

[fated_blade]

Of course. But I refuse to engage in a conflict in which the terms are not known. What must I do should I lose?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I will start small for your sake. If I win, you have to be a proper wife until the end of the week.

[fated_blade]

...a proper wife, hm? What exactly will that include? Cooking, cleaning? ....sex?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I have no urge to defile you. Yet. You are much better pure. But the other two...yes.

[fated_blade]

Perhaps if I were a lesser woman, that would offend me.

[With a quiet thought she finally nods.]

Very well. If I should win, you must perform those duties instead.