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[kinpika]

[This is a bar post.

AKA

Gilgamesh is working at the bar. Well, working isn't exactly the word that could be used here. He's sitting behind the bar, reading a comic book with all the liquor set out on the bar free for the taking. Gilgamesh likes comic books, this is canon.

Maybe you're thirsty after doing some exploring on the new road and are stopping in. In that case, if you take a seat at the bar, Gilgamesh will glance in your direction but unless you've got something to say, enjoy the free alcohol. If you're someone he recognizes good at fighting, he's got a special surprise for you.

If you're underage...

...well, he doesn't care. This is how things roll in Ancient Sumeria.]

Comments

[thunderousnei.livejournal.com]

[Nei will come in after a while, a look of being ready to ignore drones who may comment on how unladylike it is for her to be there in a bar. At her side lays the sword she's carried since she got it returned to her after that entire Valentine's incident. She'll pause as she sees Gilgamesh, before moving over]

My, are you asking for people to steal all your liquor?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[He waves dismissively and turns a page in his comic.]

This low quality dirt is hardly worth the bottles they are currently in. Stealing it would not be worth the effort.

[thunderousnei.livejournal.com]

Oh, there's better stuff in this little hovel of a town?

[Yeah, she sits down and starts looking at the bottles, looking for something that might be nice and strong]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Yes, however, it does belong to me. I do not simply hand it out like cheap candy.

IT'S ABOUT TIME THESE TWO MET

[armywithcountry.livejournal.com]

[Hey, Gilgamesh doesn't like working, Prussia doesn't like paying for alcohol, this is clearly a match made in heaven! He gleefully helps himself, not even bothering to ask whether it's free or not, because as Gil would put it, all the alcohol in the world already belongs to him. Or something. Anyway, if the guy didn't want people to steal his beer, he shouldn't have put it out in the open like that.

...so what's this special surprise, then?]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[This is what it means to be bodytwins. Also glancing up at the country. YOU HAVEN'T EARNED RESPECT YET.]

Hmm?

[armywithcountry.livejournal.com]

[Psh, earning respect implies it's not already automatically his anyway. Glancing up and cocking an eyebrow - huh, hello, fellow red-eyes.]

There a problem?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

What is your name?

[placeholder cause homegirl needs some sleep (okok)]

[gandere]

[You shouldn't have invited her to come back.

Because this is such a nice place to get away from Archer and Ciel that she's back tonight. Archer dislikes the people who work here, so there's no reason for him to come. Ciel, well, she's a woman of the church. It wouldn't be good for her reputation to come to a bar.

Have this cute icon to make up for this being a placeholder comment and dealwithit B) ...]

Do you have any cola?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[At least you have proper keywords.]

Do you dislike the taste of alcohol?

[gandere]

[As it should be ]

Everything I've tasted before has been awful.

[animalhusbandry.livejournal.com]

[And here's Red Mage, making an ostentatious and annoying entrance as usual.]

Good day, barkeep! I will have the roast lamb and a stein of mead!

[He reaches into his pocket, taking out some random amount of money and setting it down on the counter in front of him. His bills are crisp, new, and sorted by denomination.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[Just.....staring at him.]

Get it yourself, fool. All that is available is in front of you.

[animalhusbandry.livejournal.com]

I expect a discount for being made to do the work myself in an establishment typically known for serving its patrons. It's only fair, after all.

[Rules lawyers gonna rules lawyer. But he walks behind the bar anyway and starts filling up his drink, and then heads back into the kitchen to rummage around and look for meat.]

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

*yes, your not!daughter has popped by for a drink*

...

... where's the good alcohol...?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

What you see is what is available.

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... that's too bad...

*she'll start drinking something, anyway*

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

[Was it all that smart to approach him? Probably not, but Lancer wasn't best known for taking the smart option in any given situation.]

...You do understand that we're probably not getting paid if everything gets stolen, right?

[Not that Lancer really cared all that much. That was probably evident by the fact that he sat down at the bar and took the nearest bottle with a smirk. The richest king ever to live probably wouldn't give a damn one way or another, anyway.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[Nope.]

I have enough money to purchase this entire town one hundred times over and one hundred times again. I could care less about pay.

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

[Yep, saw that coming.]

Typical. Can't say I'm surprised.

[But hey, free alcohol.]

[mothersandsuns.livejournal.com]

[A familiar white wolf with familiar red markings pops her head up over the bar and settles her paws on the counter. She has an idea. A great idea. Orochi was defeated by getting him drunk, right? So why not do that to the demons in charge of Mayfield?

Oh. It's this guy.]

Grrr.

[He's not going to be all obstinate and egotistical and get in the way of her plans, is he? Or worse...he's not going to ignore her, is he?]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[Mongrels. Mongrels everywhere.]

If you wish for something, take it. I will not hand anything to you on a silver platter.

[fated_blade]

[Well, she didn't have that much to do, and playing the dutiful housewife was getting old...even if she was only doing it to keep the house in a livable state.

So she thought...why not go bother the 'husband' at work?]

...why do you bother to even come if that is all you are going to do?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

This is how I choose to enjoy my free time. I suggest you try to read these too.

[fated_blade]

They are for children...it hardly seems something a king would enjoy.