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[kinpika]

[So...a king and a cat were sitting on a porch drinking wine. This is clearly the path to a joke, right? WHO KNOWS but they've both been drinking for a while. You can tell because Gil is outside without a shirt but has awesome tattoos and White Len is wearing pajamas.

Even worse, they're eying up every passerby, including you.]

And where would you put that mongrel at?

Six... he really is quite dull. Average doesn't interest me in the slightest.

Hahaha! I would not even put him past a two! Fools will always be fools!

[Guess what? They're looking at you next. They will be tagging in separate threads since we both may not be around at all times.]

Comments

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Hah! Hahahah! As king of the world, you will never defeat me!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

We'll see. As soon as I get my powers back, I'm going to be in charge of this whole town! It'll be the first stronghold in the invasion!

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I will kill you for attempting to touch my possessions.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I don't want your stupid human junk anyway. It's all fine as long as you recognize me as your new leader.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

No. I will kill you for that offense too.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, I will be a kind and benevolent ruler!

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I should just kill you now and end this before it starts.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[Shaking a little, trying to look brave. She doesn't know death isn't permanent here.]

"I-I bet you can't!"

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I have killed gods. What makes you any different?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I bet you've never fought anything like me before.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I have not because I spent most of my time killing things like you.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

"I knew it! You're just like all the others! You humans are all the same!"

[Points accusingly.]

"Enemy of the ocean!"

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Be a mongrel and I will treat you like a mongrel. That is simple enough.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

What did the ocean ever do to you, anyway? We just mind our own business, and you humans dump your trash and oil in our home!

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Hmph! Blame the humans of today. My subjects were models of what it meant to be a perfect human.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

It is humans today! They're the problem! It never used to be this way. They used to appreciate the wonderful gifts of the sea!

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Then cease complaining. I have little to do with them.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

So you don't mind if I conquer them, then!

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

You are already dead.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

"...?"

[Blinks and begins patting herself down to check.]