10th

[kinpika]

[This is a bar post.

AKA

Gilgamesh is working at the bar. Well, working isn't exactly the word that could be used here. He's sitting behind the bar, reading a comic book with all the liquor set out on the bar free for the taking. Gilgamesh likes comic books, this is canon.

Maybe you're thirsty after doing some exploring on the new road and are stopping in. In that case, if you take a seat at the bar, Gilgamesh will glance in your direction but unless you've got something to say, enjoy the free alcohol. If you're someone he recognizes good at fighting, he's got a special surprise for you.

If you're underage...

...well, he doesn't care. This is how things roll in Ancient Sumeria.]

Comments

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Children have certain traits. I never said I enjoyed their presence.

[fated_blade]

Hmm...I see. Though, I still do not see how childish innocence offers anything worth learning.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[Throwing the comic at Saber.]

Sit, have a drink, and read this. You will learn.

[fated_blade]

[Catches it with a slightly annoyed look on her face]

Very well, but I make no promises.

[Not taking a drink, though. That didn't end well before.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Good.

[fated_blade]

[...forgive her while she just becomes more and more puzzled as she reads...]

What is this nonsense?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Quality reading material.

[fated_blade]

...perhaps if your intelligence is dangerously low.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

What exactly is that supposed to mean?

[fated_blade]

What do you think it means?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

It means you have a closed mind.

[fated_blade]

I am attempting to build a relationship with you...is that not open enough?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[This is Gil's way of joking.....or maybe he's not.]

Then you will have to understand what type of heroes are spawned by these books.

[fated_blade]

[EYES WIDEN]

...Wh-what!? That is not fair!

[Suddenly concentrating very hard on this comic book]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Fuhahahaha!

[fated_blade]

...I do not like being laughed at, King of Heroes.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you should learn to laugh in return.

[fated_blade]

That is ridiculous! I-I laugh!

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[Tapping his fingers on the bar.]

[fated_blade]

I-I believe the convention is that one laughs when one is amused.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

What amuses you, Saber?

[fated_blade]

Ah--I am...not certain...

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

We will have to find out what it is then.

[fated_blade]

[/frown]

How do to propose to do that?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I currently have no proposal.