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Gilgamesh - The Golden King of Babylon ([personal profile] kinpika) wrote2011-03-16 11:49 pm

10th

[This is a bar post.

AKA

Gilgamesh is working at the bar. Well, working isn't exactly the word that could be used here. He's sitting behind the bar, reading a comic book with all the liquor set out on the bar free for the taking. Gilgamesh likes comic books, this is canon.

Maybe you're thirsty after doing some exploring on the new road and are stopping in. In that case, if you take a seat at the bar, Gilgamesh will glance in your direction but unless you've got something to say, enjoy the free alcohol. If you're someone he recognizes good at fighting, he's got a special surprise for you.

If you're underage...

...well, he doesn't care. This is how things roll in Ancient Sumeria.]

[identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Considering this place is already at an appropriate temperature, we do not need you to blow hot air.

[identity profile] thunderousnei.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Funny, thought that was you. You act as if you're some god-given gift, but all I see is a little prick.

[identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha! I am greater than the gods! Even they fear me.

[identity profile] thunderousnei.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
I don't. Men like you are a waste of flesh.

[identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
And women are a waste of creation, the bane of all that men do.

[identity profile] thunderousnei.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, does that mean you like to sleep with men then? Shoulda known.

[She'll take another bottle now, pouring the contents into the glass, and looks across at him]

It's too bad I'm fairly sure you're more powerful at the moment, or else I'd love to hand you that arrogant ass of yours on a silver platter.

[identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Hmph, I would sleep with whomever I find beautiful.

And I doubt you will ever gain such power.

[identity profile] thunderousnei.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Then your words contradict you. And I have more power than I have presently, but this place seems to enjoy taking it.

Ch... This alcohol tastes like shit. It's got to be the company.

[identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
It tastes like dung because you have never tasted real alcohol. Nor will you ever taste.

[identity profile] thunderousnei.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Like you've any idea what I've tasted and haven't.

Really, men like you annoy me the most, and yet that's all that seems to exist ninety percent of the time.

[Nei stands finally, and leans over the counter nearer to Gilgamesh]

You see, I already know how men like you are. Vain, arrogant assholes who stand behind their power, but have no real idea of how things work. Men who make wide claims, but refuse to back them up under the premise of it being below them.

Thankfully, men like you die alone and lose everything you hold dear if they don't figure it out. And you, I doubt will ever figure anything out. So have fun being a lonely prick.

[She goes to leave, waving at him]

[identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
[He's laughing HARD as she walks out. feelsgoodman.jpg]