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[kinpika]

[So...a king and a cat were sitting on a porch drinking wine. This is clearly the path to a joke, right? WHO KNOWS but they've both been drinking for a while. You can tell because Gil is outside without a shirt but has awesome tattoos and White Len is wearing pajamas.

Even worse, they're eying up every passerby, including you.]

And where would you put that mongrel at?

Six... he really is quite dull. Average doesn't interest me in the slightest.

Hahaha! I would not even put him past a two! Fools will always be fools!

[Guess what? They're looking at you next. They will be tagging in separate threads since we both may not be around at all times.]

Comments

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

...nine. This woman is a nine out of ten.

[tsundorapettan.livejournal.com]

[ that caught her attention! she turns around. ] Eh? Did you say something?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I was saying that I would sleep with you.

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[tsundorapettan.livejournal.com]

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[tsundorapettan.livejournal.com]

[tsundorapettan.livejournal.com]

[ s-so direct....! ]

done

[tsundorapettan.livejournal.com]

W-whaaaat?!

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Was there something confusing about what I said?

[tsundorapettan.livejournal.com]

N-not at all, b-but... j-jeez, t-that's so blunt...

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

As a king, dancing around a topic is foolish.

[tsundorapettan.livejournal.com]

Y-you're a king? Woah...

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Not just a simple king. I am the Hero King of Uruk, Gilgamesh!

[tsundorapettan.livejournal.com]

Right... [ scratches head. who that is, she doesn't know. ] Hey, nice tattoos.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

What makes you think I would possess something that isn't nice?

[tsundorapettan.livejournal.com]

T-that's not what I meant! I just think they're cool, that's all!

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

You are welcome to see them when you would like.

[tsundorapettan.livejournal.com]

Huh- L, Look, I-I have a boyfriend, s-so nothing funny now, alright?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

And? I hardly see him now.

[tsundorapettan.livejournal.com]

What's that supposed to mean?!

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

It means that as a king, I am free to claim anything I wish. No one else has ownership but me.

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[tsundorapettan.livejournal.com]

[ ah. ]

[tsundorapettan.livejournal.com]

You know, I can throw a pretty good punch. I know how to use a brass knuckle, too.


Just so you'll know.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

A bite from a mosquito would hurt more!

[tsundorapettan.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? You want a demonstration? I've got experience, too!