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Gilgamesh - The Golden King of Babylon ([personal profile] kinpika) wrote2010-11-16 08:38 pm

5

[So...a king and a cat were sitting on a porch drinking wine. This is clearly the path to a joke, right? WHO KNOWS but they've both been drinking for a while. You can tell because Gil is outside without a shirt but has awesome tattoos and White Len is wearing pajamas.

Even worse, they're eying up every passerby, including you.]


And where would you put that mongrel at?

Six... he really is quite dull. Average doesn't interest me in the slightest.

Hahaha! I would not even put him past a two! Fools will always be fools!

[Guess what? They're looking at you next. They will be tagging in separate threads since we both may not be around at all times.]

[identity profile] tsunslut.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not giving you a higher rating!

[identity profile] tsunslut.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
A two out of ten, I have decided to rate you on how attractive you are.

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmph. I don't care what you think of me anyway.

[identity profile] tsunslut.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Because I am an attractive female giving a less attractive female advice!

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't ask for advice! Plus, I'm not interested in girls anyway.

[identity profile] tsunslut.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not interested in girls either!

*Oh yes she is. Meet the ultimate tsundere towards all womankind.*

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
So why do you care what I look like?

1/2

[identity profile] tsunslut.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
W-Well that's...

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! A game! Can I give you a number, then?

[identity profile] tsunslut.livejournal.com 2010-11-18 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
S-Sure... attractiveness... um... one is the worst rating and ten is the best.

[identity profile] tsunslut.livejournal.com 2010-11-18 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
There's no way I'm a one!

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2010-11-18 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Yes you are! You don't even have tentacles! How is that supposed to be attractive?

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2010-11-18 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! Like mine! Even though they don't really work right now.