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[So...a king and a cat were sitting on a porch drinking wine. This is clearly the path to a joke, right? WHO KNOWS but they've both been drinking for a while. You can tell because Gil is outside without a shirt but has awesome tattoos and White Len is wearing pajamas.

Even worse, they're eying up every passerby, including you.]

And where would you put that mongrel at?

Six... he really is quite dull. Average doesn't interest me in the slightest.

Hahaha! I would not even put him past a two! Fools will always be fools!

[Guess what? They're looking at you next. They will be tagging in separate threads since we both may not be around at all times.]

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[Blocking with one of his own swords now that he ripped out of his vault. Probably one you've already copied so I DON'T NEED TO POINT OUT WHICH ONE IT IS.]

You are getting too full of yourself, mongrel.

It takes one to know one.

[He pushes the blade into Gilgamesh's and continues their standoff, but at the same time focuses his eyes to the area behind Gilgamesh. A moment later several swords appear, ready to launch.]

Is that supposed to be a surprise attack, Archer?

[That tracing shit is LOUD. But he doesn't want to take his eyes off Archer to see where to blocks. So...The air ripples behind his back, a buckler coming out of his treasury. And staying behind his back SCREW YOU COPYCAT.]

Hardly.

[And as soon as he says that a sword appears in the air, right above Gilgamesh's head. Tip down.]

But this is.

[Launching.]

[Once again, he's unperturbed. And laughing when each of the swords bend...much in the fashion of Gae Bolg and clang into the buckler behind him. That was because Aegis, the shield of Zeus, was in play. It reversed cause and effect in advantage of defense, causing any attack to have already been fated to be blocked. But with that, the shield shattered...having to wait to be restocked before Gil could use it again.]

Hahahaha! It is my turn to attack now, yes?

[The golden wall appears behind him and weapons of all types start to grow out of it.]

That laugh of yours is really distasteful.

[When the treasury begins to appear Archer breaks their standoff and jumps away. He was going to need distance to block all those weapons. He breathes, staring at Gilgamesh.]

[Now to await the attack.]

[If he was from UBW, he would know what was coming.

But he's not.

So have some sword spam.]

[Once the swords begin to launch Archer's eyes snap wide.]

Rho Aias!

[Once he says that a seven petal shield appears. Archer channels as much energy as he can into it, blocking the Noble Phantasms launched. At the same time the pierced arm he uses for them is damaged even further.]

Whaaaaaaaat?! You-!!

[Doubling his rate of fire THAT'S ONE OF HIS FUCKING SHIELDS YOU WHORE.]

[Are you frustrated Gil?

But as soon as only one petal is left Archer kicks off the ground and jumps up to the roof of the house across from Gil, doing his best to avoid the line of fire. A couple of the swords do get him in the shoulder and lower abdomen, but he ignores them. He then summons the bow he got from the Post Office today.]

[As he says that Caladbolg II appears, and Archer quickly aims it at Gilgamesh.]

Caladbolg!

[And shooting it off straight for Goldie.]

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[Way to make one of my other noble phantasms look like SHIT. Still, he's well aware of the high rank and type of weapon that it is. So he counters with a suitable weapon, Brionac - The Five Roaring Stars. It looks exactly like Gae Bolg but a glowing white and, in fact, is its predecessor. With an A+ rank and ability to level entire city blocks in a violent explosion of energy and light, it makes a worthy counter. With a harsh toss, he whips it up at the incoming sword. It gathers light quickly on its flight and EXPLODES on impact with the spiral sword.]

[As the explosion occurs Archer is already summoning his next attack. At this rate he's sure that he's going to fall over after this is over. But frankly, taking down Gilgamesh if only for a day, is more important.]

[As he launches the sword it glows red and becomes a magic bullet, moving right towards Gilgamesh at mach 10 speed.]

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[He most certainly wasn't Saber so deflecting was out of the picture. So instead, if he was going down, Archer was too. A massive scythe appeared in his hands and he swung it with all his disdain. The blade Suriyothai cut through dimensions and even though the distance between the two was great, it crossed it as if Archer was right there. The entire shaft was lodged in hammer space as the handle stayed in Gil's hand and the blade approached from Archer's left side.

A last ditch attack as Hrunting punched through his gut. It's too bad he wasted Aegis so early.]

ARCHEEEEEEEEER!!!

[He has no time to dodge - he attempts to fire another shot of Hrunting, but the scythe makes contact with him before he has the chance and the shot fails to launch off. Because Archer isn't as melodramatic as Gilgamesh he doesn't yell out Goldie's name, but rather screams out in agony as the scythe makes contact with his side, crumbling down to his knees on the roof and forcing out blood from his mouth.

But Hrunting worked and that's all he needs for now.]

[Where is my battle continuation.

Oh wait, don't have that.

He's also hacking up blood but also holding in his guts. How gross. But it takes more to kill a Servant than that....and anything he did to Archer. Since he can't fight back for the moment, he's only got one other option.]

Tch...

[Fade away to spirit form to heal. HE'LL BE BACK. Later, or something. YOU WIN THE BATTLE TODAY ARCHER. BUT NOT THE WAR.]

[Hey guess who felt the drawback of sudden prana intake going elsewhere - if collateral damage that you two are causing aren't telltale enough already.

Archer might have noticed his Master stealthily approaching, though Gil may not. ...She was going to need to heal that arm, :| and she knows better than to mess with Servants but-

holy shit what.

...

okay]

What happened to fighting Lancer first, Archer? [While she patches you up with a lightly raised eyebrow.]

[He coughs a little more, a bit of blood still running past his mouth. He feels a bit better now with the healing though.]

Sorry you couldn't see it. [He makes a weak smirk.] But that guy just tempted me too much.

[Church people are trained for that. She extends her palms and... tries focusing on your gashes, but the prana just pours right through like sinking into a sponge.

...Well, as to be expected for a Servant who lives off of it, she supposed. Either way, it really shouldn't take long before his wounds fully close.]

I saw some, including the end. I merely stayed out of sight. Is that good? [She looks ~~a bit disappointed~~ a bit scornful, but otherwise, she can deal with you being okay for the time being.]

[He stops coughing at least, but talking is still a little hard.]

I'm glad. He might have tried to attack you if you intervened. What kind of Servant would I be if I couldn't protect my Master?

Don't be silly. I may only know of Heaven's Feel from the reports stored within the Church, but please don't take me for an amateur either. I'm well aware that a Servant is far stronger than a Master: I would be a bad one myself, if I were to foolishly step in the way of something clearly beyond my league.

Would it be easier if you fade back to your spiritual form, for the time being?

[He doesn't answer, because he knows she's right about that. So, he only nods a little.]

Thanks for coming to my aid this quickly.

['sokay bro. Not your fault if the whole 5th war was composed of more or less noobish Masters. /)_v]

There's no need, but you're welcome. If you're looking to finish him again though, you should at least be better prepared. Like let me find his Master, for one, and tell me more about Gilgamesh's abilities so that we can strategize accordingly together.

[But he did hijack it by becoming Batman. He makes a weak snicker]

I'm not normally this reckless - that guy just rubs me the wrong way and I wasn't in the mood. [He looks at the bow he discarded to the side and pauses thoughtfully.] I went to the Post Office to get that.

[Archer is Batman to Servants. No discussion, hard cold fact.]

That's still being reckless, but your injury wasn't anything that couldn't be healed. Do you have the strength to talk, now?

[Her eyes grow hard for a second, but then it was gone.]

What did you lose in exchange, if you can tell me, or if you remember?

I do, but I prefer it like this. It'll help me reserve energy.

[He thinks for a moment.] All my memories are intact, but it feels like something was removed from this area. [He motion to the bottom part of his chest, right before the midsection] Not sure what.

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