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[kinpika]

[So...a king and a cat were sitting on a porch drinking wine. This is clearly the path to a joke, right? WHO KNOWS but they've both been drinking for a while. You can tell because Gil is outside without a shirt but has awesome tattoos and White Len is wearing pajamas.

Even worse, they're eying up every passerby, including you.]

And where would you put that mongrel at?

Six... he really is quite dull. Average doesn't interest me in the slightest.

Hahaha! I would not even put him past a two! Fools will always be fools!

[Guess what? They're looking at you next. They will be tagging in separate threads since we both may not be around at all times.]

Comments

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Hmph! Blame the humans of today. My subjects were models of what it meant to be a perfect human.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

It is humans today! They're the problem! It never used to be this way. They used to appreciate the wonderful gifts of the sea!

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Then cease complaining. I have little to do with them.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

So you don't mind if I conquer them, then!

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

You are already dead.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

"...?"

[Blinks and begins patting herself down to check.]