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[kinpika]

[So...a king and a cat were sitting on a porch drinking wine. This is clearly the path to a joke, right? WHO KNOWS but they've both been drinking for a while. You can tell because Gil is outside without a shirt but has awesome tattoos and White Len is wearing pajamas.

Even worse, they're eying up every passerby, including you.]

And where would you put that mongrel at?

Six... he really is quite dull. Average doesn't interest me in the slightest.

Hahaha! I would not even put him past a two! Fools will always be fools!

[Guess what? They're looking at you next. They will be tagging in separate threads since we both may not be around at all times.]

Comments

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Seeing as a one is what I would consider average, you would feel honored.

[hound-of-war.livejournal.com]

Your scale is rather strange then, King of Heroes. How would you rate one truly hideous then?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

With death!

[he seems to think this is fucking hilarious.

it might be the alcohol.]

[hound-of-war.livejournal.com]

[just staring at you like you're batshit now because...

He's pretty sure that's not a joke coming from you.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[Throwing Lancer a flask of golden wine. God he's slightly more generous whilst drunk.]

[hound-of-war.livejournal.com]

[Catching and... should he really drink this?

...

While he thinks about... oh, he's already started drinking reflexively. Oh well.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[DEM IRISHMEN man DEMN IRISHMEN]

Hmph. That is the best wine you will ever have.

[hound-of-war.livejournal.com]

[you know his fatal weakness :(]

Ha... well, I won't deny it is good.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

There will be no doubt left.