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[kinpika]

[So...a king and a cat were sitting on a porch drinking wine. This is clearly the path to a joke, right? WHO KNOWS but they've both been drinking for a while. You can tell because Gil is outside without a shirt but has awesome tattoos and White Len is wearing pajamas.

Even worse, they're eying up every passerby, including you.]

And where would you put that mongrel at?

Six... he really is quite dull. Average doesn't interest me in the slightest.

Hahaha! I would not even put him past a two! Fools will always be fools!

[Guess what? They're looking at you next. They will be tagging in separate threads since we both may not be around at all times.]

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[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

We're already dead Gilgamesh. Things like feeling and pride are all useless to me.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

But there are other things holding you back.

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

And what would that be?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Who knows what you copied this time but whatever it was, it stopped you from swinging that blade all the way through.

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't say anything. Just a smirk as he pushes the blade a bit closer to the neck, letting small seeps of blood to be drawn out.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[You know what's more important than you? Wine.

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[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[Not killing just yet. He's going to wait and see if you make a move. But he's going to dig the blade a little deeper in.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[MORE WINE. Acting scared or aggressive would contradict with his ARROGANCE. But the other swords are still floating there.

WANT SOME WINE AACHAA?]

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't drink Gilrugamesh.

But yeah he knows that those swords are there. But you're pissing him off and Ciel can probably heal him later if he doesn't die. Dig Dig Dig Dig Dig.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[FINE THEN, YOU WANNA GO? Gil jerks to the side and four swords fire off.

Not at Archer but at the offending sword biting his neck.]

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[The swords destroy the weapon and pierce Archer's arm in the process.

But as soon as the swords are fired off Archer summons Bakuya in his other hand and makes a slash towards Gilgamesh's chest. Thanks for not wearing a shirt today you drunk.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[Did you enjoy that spray of blood as he rolls back? I HOPE YOU DID. Even if he has a huge cut on his chest, he's up to his feet.]

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[It matches his armor, so why not. Smirking so very much, even though those swords are starting to numb out his arm and make it useless. But he isn't going to say anything and aims for another cut with Bakuya.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[Blocking with one of his own swords now that he ripped out of his vault. Probably one you've already copied so I DON'T NEED TO POINT OUT WHICH ONE IT IS.]

You are getting too full of yourself, mongrel.

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

It takes one to know one.

[He pushes the blade into Gilgamesh's and continues their standoff, but at the same time focuses his eyes to the area behind Gilgamesh. A moment later several swords appear, ready to launch.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Is that supposed to be a surprise attack, Archer?

[That tracing shit is LOUD. But he doesn't want to take his eyes off Archer to see where to blocks. So...The air ripples behind his back, a buckler coming out of his treasury. And staying behind his back SCREW YOU COPYCAT.]

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

Hardly.

[And as soon as he says that a sword appears in the air, right above Gilgamesh's head. Tip down.]

But this is.

[Launching.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[Once again, he's unperturbed. And laughing when each of the swords bend...much in the fashion of Gae Bolg and clang into the buckler behind him. That was because Aegis, the shield of Zeus, was in play. It reversed cause and effect in advantage of defense, causing any attack to have already been fated to be blocked. But with that, the shield shattered...having to wait to be restocked before Gil could use it again.]

Hahahaha! It is my turn to attack now, yes?

[The golden wall appears behind him and weapons of all types start to grow out of it.]

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

That laugh of yours is really distasteful.

[When the treasury begins to appear Archer breaks their standoff and jumps away. He was going to need distance to block all those weapons. He breathes, staring at Gilgamesh.]



[Now to await the attack.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[If he was from UBW, he would know what was coming.

But he's not.

So have some sword spam.]

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[Once the swords begin to launch Archer's eyes snap wide.]

Rho Aias!

[Once he says that a seven petal shield appears. Archer channels as much energy as he can into it, blocking the Noble Phantasms launched. At the same time the pierced arm he uses for them is damaged even further.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Whaaaaaaaat?! You-!!

[Doubling his rate of fire THAT'S ONE OF HIS FUCKING SHIELDS YOU WHORE.]

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[Are you frustrated Gil?

But as soon as only one petal is left Archer kicks off the ground and jumps up to the roof of the house across from Gil, doing his best to avoid the line of fire. A couple of the swords do get him in the shoulder and lower abdomen, but he ignores them. He then summons the bow he got from the Post Office today.]



[As he says that Caladbolg II appears, and Archer quickly aims it at Gilgamesh.]

Caladbolg!

[And shooting it off straight for Goldie.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[Way to make one of my other noble phantasms look like SHIT. Still, he's well aware of the high rank and type of weapon that it is. So he counters with a suitable weapon, Brionac - The Five Roaring Stars. It looks exactly like Gae Bolg but a glowing white and, in fact, is its predecessor. With an A+ rank and ability to level entire city blocks in a violent explosion of energy and light, it makes a worthy counter. With a harsh toss, he whips it up at the incoming sword. It gathers light quickly on its flight and EXPLODES on impact with the spiral sword.]

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[As the explosion occurs Archer is already summoning his next attack. At this rate he's sure that he's going to fall over after this is over. But frankly, taking down Gilgamesh if only for a day, is more important.]



[As he launches the sword it glows red and becomes a magic bullet, moving right towards Gilgamesh at mach 10 speed.]