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[kinpika]

[So...a king and a cat were sitting on a porch drinking wine. This is clearly the path to a joke, right? WHO KNOWS but they've both been drinking for a while. You can tell because Gil is outside without a shirt but has awesome tattoos and White Len is wearing pajamas.

Even worse, they're eying up every passerby, including you.]

And where would you put that mongrel at?

Six... he really is quite dull. Average doesn't interest me in the slightest.

Hahaha! I would not even put him past a two! Fools will always be fools!

[Guess what? They're looking at you next. They will be tagging in separate threads since we both may not be around at all times.]

Comments

[ohlookboobs.livejournal.com]

[A boy with a tail is walking back home, not having noticed them, yet]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

...a six out of ten, I suppose.

[ohlookboobs.livejournal.com]

What? [Turns to face Gilgamesh]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

You heard me, lowlife.

[ohlookboobs.livejournal.com]

[Lowlife...?!] You talking to me?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Yes, you, mongrel.

[ohlookboobs.livejournal.com]

Right...whatever. [Has no idea what he's talking about but guesses that the man probably just wants to be a dick.]

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

I'll give him a seven.

[ohlookboobs.livejournal.com]

Eh? [Turns around and notices White Len] Hey, did you say something, kid?

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

I-Ignorant boy, I'm not a child!

[ohlookboobs.livejournal.com]

All right! Don't get so upset, ki - I mean, lady.