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[kinpika]

[So...a king and a cat were sitting on a porch drinking wine. This is clearly the path to a joke, right? WHO KNOWS but they've both been drinking for a while. You can tell because Gil is outside without a shirt but has awesome tattoos and White Len is wearing pajamas.

Even worse, they're eying up every passerby, including you.]

And where would you put that mongrel at?

Six... he really is quite dull. Average doesn't interest me in the slightest.

Hahaha! I would not even put him past a two! Fools will always be fools!

[Guess what? They're looking at you next. They will be tagging in separate threads since we both may not be around at all times.]

Comments

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

No thanks. Your 'friend' doesn't appreciate me as much.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

Alright, I can pay you a visit later.

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[What.]

Why?

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

You're so cute! What's your address?

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[Ugh no. You look like a demon version of his obsessive loli sis.]

Forget it.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

*Hey most people think that's attractive. You're just weird.*

Hmph... fine, it's your loss.

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[Yeah no thanks jailbait.]

I don't think it's much of a loss.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

Your taste is poor.

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

Because I'm not interested in little girls?

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

I'm not a child!

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

Could have fooled me. [And hey Illya is older than Shirou, so why not.] But I'm still not interested.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

*White Len is older than your Ilya... not that anyone can tell though.*

As I have said before, your loss.

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

More like a close call.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

Hmph! Fine, go home and regret your decision there.

*Crossing arms, pouting, it seems like she's switched back to tsun.*

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

I regret a lot of things. But, not this.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

*She would troll him and ask what they are but... good job you've put her in a bad mood.*

I don't want to hear your sob story!

*Wine will fix my problems.*

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[Keep drinking, you're nicer that way.]

I don't care to tell it.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

Good! I don't care!

*She's still not that nice when she's pissed.*

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

Then don't fuss about it.

[tsuntsuntsuntsuntsun]

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

I-I'm not! Go away!

*so tsun it hurts*

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[He smirks. So much tsun.]

You should be this way more often, princess. You might become more likable.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

I-I don't... care if you like me.

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

Your expression says otherwise.

[HEH]

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

I don't! Get lost!

[fatesjanitor.livejournal.com]

[He laughs a little]

Fine, I'll stop bullying you today.

[Besides he has a shounen fight scene to attend to with Len's drinking buddy.]