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[kinpika]

[So...a king and a cat were sitting on a porch drinking wine. This is clearly the path to a joke, right? WHO KNOWS but they've both been drinking for a while. You can tell because Gil is outside without a shirt but has awesome tattoos and White Len is wearing pajamas.

Even worse, they're eying up every passerby, including you.]

And where would you put that mongrel at?

Six... he really is quite dull. Average doesn't interest me in the slightest.

Hahaha! I would not even put him past a two! Fools will always be fools!

[Guess what? They're looking at you next. They will be tagging in separate threads since we both may not be around at all times.]

Comments

[cascadedwater.livejournal.com]

A five...? For what?

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

A five out of ten as far as physical appearance goes... Congratulations, I refuse to rate women any higher.

[cascadedwater.livejournal.com]

Hey! Just because I'm only ten doesn't mean you have to boot every girl out there and say that they're only a five!!

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

Your age doesn't matter to me. It's simply that all women are mediocre compared to me.

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[cascadedwater.livejournal.com]

Mediocre?! Why you....!

[cascadedwater.livejournal.com]

All women are to be treated fairly, and not one of us is mediocre, especially not me!

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

Only an unattractive girl would think in that manner.

[cascadedwater.livejournal.com]

... unattractive?! An unattractive girl wouldn't get a cute boyfriend to date!

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

*Is that a tinge of... regret in Len's face? Or maybe it's jealousy.*

I-i don't need something so troublesome...