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[kinpika]

[So...a king and a cat were sitting on a porch drinking wine. This is clearly the path to a joke, right? WHO KNOWS but they've both been drinking for a while. You can tell because Gil is outside without a shirt but has awesome tattoos and White Len is wearing pajamas.

Even worse, they're eying up every passerby, including you.]

And where would you put that mongrel at?

Six... he really is quite dull. Average doesn't interest me in the slightest.

Hahaha! I would not even put him past a two! Fools will always be fools!

[Guess what? They're looking at you next. They will be tagging in separate threads since we both may not be around at all times.]

Comments

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

... I don't get drunk.

*This is clearly a lie. This familiar has forgotten she is still a human.*

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

Hnn. Yeah, right. At least if you're hanging out with that jackass, you get the good stuff.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

I can't get drunk. I'm a familiar!

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

You were. Or are you forgetting this is Mayfield? I know you got some powers back, but are you one hundred percent a familiar again?

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

I'm not drunk! Aren't you listening?

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

[Way to avoid the question.]

Right. Guess I better take my leave before my "ten" gets repealed. [Smirk]

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

Or you can stay.

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

[W-well you guys do have that wine.

After a few moments, he joins you both on the porch.]

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

*No one can resist the wine.*