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[kinpika]

[So...a king and a cat were sitting on a porch drinking wine. This is clearly the path to a joke, right? WHO KNOWS but they've both been drinking for a while. You can tell because Gil is outside without a shirt but has awesome tattoos and White Len is wearing pajamas.

Even worse, they're eying up every passerby, including you.]

And where would you put that mongrel at?

Six... he really is quite dull. Average doesn't interest me in the slightest.

Hahaha! I would not even put him past a two! Fools will always be fools!

[Guess what? They're looking at you next. They will be tagging in separate threads since we both may not be around at all times.]

Comments

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

W-Wait, you smell bad!

*Trying to get her away >:*

[mothersandsuns.livejournal.com]

[Pants cheerfully and just stands there looking at Len. It's okay, you'll accept mama eventually!]

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

*Giving up with the shoving, she just stares at Ammy.*

D-Do you need something?

[mothersandsuns.livejournal.com]

[She just wants to know her rating! She tilts her head a little to the side and whines hopefully.]

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

W-Well... I'm honestly not interested in interbreeding... I am a cat after all.

[mothersandsuns.livejournal.com]

[Ammy can accept that there's a cat who looks like a human. After all, she's a god who looks like a dog. But she droops her head a little at the answer. So this is all about breeding? What a disappointment. She's everyone's mother without any of that.]

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

... M-Maybe you're not that bad. You don't smell like a dog.

[mothersandsuns.livejournal.com]

[Well, no. She's a god. Ammy gently nudges Len's hand.]

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

*P-Petting Ammy slowly she's tsundere okay.*

W-Well fine... if you insist like that...