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[kinpika]

[So...a king and a cat were sitting on a porch drinking wine. This is clearly the path to a joke, right? WHO KNOWS but they've both been drinking for a while. You can tell because Gil is outside without a shirt but has awesome tattoos and White Len is wearing pajamas.

Even worse, they're eying up every passerby, including you.]

And where would you put that mongrel at?

Six... he really is quite dull. Average doesn't interest me in the slightest.

Hahaha! I would not even put him past a two! Fools will always be fools!

[Guess what? They're looking at you next. They will be tagging in separate threads since we both may not be around at all times.]

Comments

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

What makes you think a woman has the right to judge on intelligence?!

[my loling face]

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

Because I'm better than any other woman. Isn't that obvious? I'm the best! Much better than her!

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Who happens to be "her"?

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

You haven't met her! But I hate her more than anyone else. I could kill her a million times and I still wouldn't be satisfied!

*Boy I wonder if Gil will remember this conversation later...*

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[looking down at her]

That is quite a bit of hatred you hold.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

Don't tell me you're surprised...?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I like it!

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

See? I knew you had good tastes.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Of course I have good tastes. I am the Hero King.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

Mmm, yes, I can tell~ It just took awhile... well, that's fine.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Took a while? Explain.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

For you to admit you have an interest in me.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

To make me interested should be your life goal.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

*Oh she laughs at this.*

It doesn't matter now, I've already succeeded.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

You have only succeeded on one level.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

Can your highness explain that to me~?

*It's hard to tell if she's picking on him or flirting. Maybe it's both.*

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

If I were to tell you, all my interest would be vanquished.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

Do you enjoy playing hard to get?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I enjoy seeing how far someone will go.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

Well, I am in a good mood tonight...

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Do not get too full of yourself.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

Don't be a killjoy...

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

What? Do you think a little alcohol would get me to sleep with you?

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

I thought it was worth a try!

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I have hardly had enough to drink for that yet.