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[kinpika]

[So...a king and a cat were sitting on a porch drinking wine. This is clearly the path to a joke, right? WHO KNOWS but they've both been drinking for a while. You can tell because Gil is outside without a shirt but has awesome tattoos and White Len is wearing pajamas.

Even worse, they're eying up every passerby, including you.]

And where would you put that mongrel at?

Six... he really is quite dull. Average doesn't interest me in the slightest.

Hahaha! I would not even put him past a two! Fools will always be fools!

[Guess what? They're looking at you next. They will be tagging in separate threads since we both may not be around at all times.]

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[chaoschildofgod.livejournal.com]

[And you will have a chaos passing by, because he never seems to actually stay home. He'll stop to look at the one familiar figure sitting on the porch, before moving over. He does of course notice the other person, but he doesn't know them.]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Five out of ten.

[chaoschildofgod.livejournal.com]

Hm... Are you rating people here? Or is some other game being played?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

If you have an issue with it, air your complaints elsewhere. I do not wish to hear them.

[chaoschildofgod.livejournal.com]

Did I say I was complaining? I would say a five from you is not so bad.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Considering the average is a one, you would be correct.

[chaoschildofgod.livejournal.com]

[chaos chuckles faintly]

It seems you are well. Then, I doubt you would let this place bring you down any.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

When was there ever a bother?

[conveniently forgetting EVERYTHING]

[chaoschildofgod.livejournal.com]

[chaos smiles faintly]

Oh, you've stayed out of all the trouble this place likes to throw out?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I have taken down gods with these hands. This place has not and will not bother me in the slightest.

[chaoschildofgod.livejournal.com]

And yet, how much of your strength have you regained? Without the power you are used to, can you truly defend yourself from the things this place sends at you?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! How much have-?

All of it, fool!

[chaoschildofgod.livejournal.com]

Really now? Yet you are still stuck here?

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

.... A four, maybe? Feminine boys don't interest me all that much.

[chaoschildofgod.livejournal.com]

Am I so feminine?

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

Yes, you are.

[chaoschildofgod.livejournal.com]

Hm. Well, I suppose it can't be helped, as it was how I was made. I do not believe I have met you before, however. I am chaos.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

... Len. Don't forget it.

[chaoschildofgod.livejournal.com]

Pleased to meet you. Sorry to suddenly come over, I just happen to know your drinking companion, slightly.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

You know Gilgamesh? I suppose we share the same acquaintance.

[chaoschildofgod.livejournal.com]

A little. I met him once, briefly.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

He doesn't seem like the type to hold close friends.

[chaoschildofgod.livejournal.com]

It would be hard for him to, what with his attitude, and with who he is.

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

That's what I like about him the most!

[chaoschildofgod.livejournal.com]

Which? The attitude?